I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO THIS BABY IS SO VIOLENT LMFAOOOO

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

everyone's saying it but yeah the new tumblr desktop layout is complete garbage lmao

yknow what i really can't fucking stand. how every social media now feels like it's designed for mobile first but then subsequently there is NO design for desktop and they just kinda slap a mobile interface onto a widescreen canvas and fill it with a solid color. like why is what feels like 60% of my dashboard just negative space on a 16:9 monitor. the entire thing is so fucking claustrophobic and just bunched together. use the space!!!! why are the timeline switcher tabs at the top of the screen getting cut off!!! you could fit all of them!!!

LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing

why would they change this site too look like Twitter if everyone here already hates Twitter and everyone leaving twitter also hates twitter. Like elon musk wasn’t the only bad thing about twitter. It also just sucks to use

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…

This site is such a preschool simulator you’ll meet someone and be like ‘wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we’re making friendship bracelets’ and then you’ll meet someone else and be like ‘hm i’ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.’

thats you

THEY TRAPPED HER SOUL

rb for sample size! ive always lived in a big city and i forget ppl grew up elsewhere so. ye

ummm.no

ME: so this is the 21st century CAVEMAN: i don't know what either of those words mean but okay ME: it'd take a while to explain. we've solved many problems that used to consume a lot of your time CAVEMAN: oh, so you've figured out why we're all here and what it all means and you've got nothing left to do but watch the sun go down and go back up again like a corpse ME: god no. We don't know any of that shit and we have like an average of half an hour of free time per day and we spend most of it worrying about shit other people say about us CAVEMAN: I'm going to draw you as a notoriously stupid animal on the wall of a cave ME: We have that too. It's called wojaks

i miss the real gun emoji so much