Last night, while on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney when it broke down, we witnessed the most empty threat of all time and it was amazing
the difference between fantasy and sci-fi? well there’s a “quest” and then there’s a “mission”
In fantasy you have companions and in sci-fi you have squadmates
In fantasy you have "'coins" and in sci-fi you have "credits"
in fantasy you have "wizards" and in sci-fi you have "wizards"
GERARD DUBOIS Moby Dick
this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell
thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"
there are literally ppl in the notes acting like I made this up.... guys if I were gonna make up a story it would be about literally anything other than this
its funny how literally the only thing holding this website together is the fact that its kind of old fashioned and not tiktokky or algorithmy and now staff are trying to fuck that up
Everytime I see tumblr try to pull a "let's make it more like this other social media platform" I think of an experiment where Coke did a blind taste test against Pepsi products and found most people prefer the taste of pepsi so they changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi. The product performed terribly. Shockingly, the people who preferred pepsi were just going to drink pepsi and the people who preferred coke didn't want a drink something that tasted like pepsi. People choose social medias and basically anything for what differentiates them from alternatives
Stop Jumping, Idiot.
Whenever I look up rat posts, this one is the most popular and he’s still at it.
This man will not quit. As he ages, he’s becoming more fearless.
horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...