when he licks his lips seductively

what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

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Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

I just love her so much

Fuck the media honestly, I would never know all this stuff if I didn’t see this post. I gotta start reading more again.

also went to fucking HARVARD

She could’ve been president

Should’ve*

she also launches many Health orientated organizations for kids, and can dougie.

And on top of all of her many accolades…. let us not forget…

She would be the coolest auntie!

Michelle needs to run for office

i just googled “what are onions good for” and i meant health-wise but i will admit i feel kind of bad. it sounded so mean. im sorry onions.

me @ myself: why are u like this?

attitude is like kanye and feelings are like drake

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Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.

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