Droids having a bad case of the Mondays.

Me at work

En tu órbita 🚀

He really said I'm gonna blast their xenophobia on main for everyone to see huh cómo no amarlo

reblog to have laura les backflipping on your blog forever

text from ex: i miss u

me:

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

Me:

@staf

@staff ISS NEEKID

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Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

MTV Europe Music Awards, Dublin, Ireland, 11.11.1999, part 01

December 17th

man bubbles is fucking metal