ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween

“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

tumblr is a panelka

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

stop specifying "breakfast cereal" that shit is 2 am girlkibble

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

i like my body when it is with your body

im sorry he just literally looks like a little pizza

@neozoid

Pizza Slug! Pizza Slug! Pizza Slug!

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

who else did this

sometimes I see pictures from when I was younger and it makes me wonder why I spent so much time hating myself. sweet little baby me. I was still growing. I was still learning. I was still getting used to my own skin. I didn’t deserve that

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

Best picture in the world

what about deleting all photos related to school work after a semester ends??!?!?!

I thought this was a movie theatre and I was like weird flex but okay

Listen. It does not matter what kind of student u are. The minute u sit in the back u have no idea what’s going on and the minute u sit in front u suddenly ask every dumbass question that flits into ur brain. We are ruled by the Seats and it cannot be changed, only overcome.

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

püdding

internet said add milk

whip cream

עפל

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

thank you for your support 🫡

you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

critics are raving!

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

update: whole bag

the unknowable cries of the human soul

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

all right lads. its time

its bad