“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget
the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak
you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser
Go fuck your self. So the 70’s is only about pussy hair? Moron.
^poser
one of the best things about Juno is that it was released right before the 2007-2008 financial crash
as recent as u can get before that big, jarring culture shift
the final whispers in vampires will never hurt you say “like a sparkling pinwheel of sterling chainsaws cascading through cardio procedures. doctors call it luck, but others call it style. and it’s always innocent, like rollercoaster fatality, like ghosts in snow.”
dazed and confused (1993) / clueless (1995) / 10 things i hate about you (1999) / the virgin suicides (1999) / bring it on (2000) / the princess diaries (2001) / freaky friday (2003) / mean girls (2004) / juno (2007) / jennifer’s body (2009)
having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding
Some of us are old enough to remember when literally everything took about 4 weeks to ship.
My couch is arriving in 4 weeks and company gave us a $200 gift card in apology after telling us it would take 4 weeks when we bought the thing. I-this instant gratification is really doing something to us. I know I sound like a grumpy old woman but it is ok to wait for things if it means fellow human beings are treated fairly.
they should invent a life that is liveable and a sleep that comes easy and a winter that doesn't feel like decay and a spring that doesn't feel like the past and a head that doesn't hurt and a heart that doesn't sit in your chest like a rock and a body that doesn't hate you and a hometown that doesn't make you lose your mind and a university that won't kill you they should invent a me that is normal I think that would be really neat. ok good night I love you
Oh not only that, but they get mad if someone near them tries to grow as a person. They want you at their level because it makes them feel bad if you climb your way out. Because it makes it harder for them tp ignore their own unwillingness to go through the pain necessary for growth.
I’m seeing Long Video Essay Discourse start to rear its head in Twitter so I’m gonna head it off at the pass now: I fucking love super long video essays, they’re an experience I’m happy to tune in to, Youtube recently added chapters to videos so it feels much more segmented, I love this shit and I don’t care if it’s not for you.
I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain