oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing
god said this to noah
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
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I don't want a direct sequel to the DnD movie
I want more DnD movies with the same cast, but they play totally different characters every time, except for Xenk, who is the only recurring character in the entire franchise
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
https://swimsoups.com
This has @one-time-i-dreamt energy…
the acronym of dungeons and dragons: honour among thieves is dad:hat and I think that's beautiful
do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!
The muffin man. Do I know the muffin man?
who lives on drury lane?
yeah i know the muffin man.
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
Yes! I know the muffin man!
(who lives on drury lane)
do date me though, you'll get to show me all these new things
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
fan function: i want to solve the canon for X
fan friction: i want to add X to canon
fan fraction: i want to divide the canon by zero
i’m gonna make you a soup
i realize i may have worded this wrong











