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Morgan☀

@triple-m-m-m

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world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds

the precision

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rel-a-x

impressive

h o w

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kingpinnn

This guy is practicing smoke bending …LOL

Yo, this guy is a fucking airbender.

don’t try to say he is otherwise, just look at him go.

He should do this onstage for money.

I wanna make fun of this person for vaping enough to develop this talent but this is like. beautiful

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reblogged

wtf….I can’t even walk without tripping how she do that……

this is so beautiful

my girlfriend

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When the preacher starts the sermon on adultery and you been creepin with somebody husband

When the preacher starts a sermon on adultery but you been sleeping with him behind his wife’s back

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and the wife looking back at you mad that she can’t beat yo ass in church like

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that one lady who knows ALL the tea looking like

And Sister Shirley who can’t stand both yall asses looking like

And Sister Mary finding her way out cuz she cant stand all this drama in the church with yall sinning asses

Sister Loretta dont care bout yall cause she too busy being hit by the Holy Ghost

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And you just in the back over all the bullshit because the pastor done said “One more thing and Imma let y'all go” three times already

Just as yall ready to leave the choir starts goin awf again and you like

but your momma like

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Your complain a little too loud up under your breath and your mama hears you and looks at you like

And your grandma looking like

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then the pastor drops the “homosexuality” sermon but don’t know his ‘athletic’ daughter been asking to fuck you for years…so you sit in the back like

roller coaster