“Welcome, sir/ma'am!” (byf/dni)
“Penny for your thoughts?”
↣ negative x negative = positive outcome
“Are you interested to try our desserts?”
↣ Request ↣ Status: Closed ☕
↣ Masterlist
⤷ hq!! ↣jjk ↣genshin impact
“Any drinks would you like to add?”
⤷ Status: Closed
Satoru’s been out for less than three minutes after being away for 19 days in the timeline (over 1000 for us) and he’s already talking shit to every villain in the vicinity, mouth writing checks he can quite definitely cash—I’ve missed him so much!
I was playing Star Rail for like a few days now and HOLY COW CHECK THIS DUDE OUT:
I LOVE HIM
Diluc: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kaeya: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Diluc: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Summary: Childe knows you're off limits and he would never betray or go against the orders of the Tsaritsa, but he can't help threading the line between the forbidden and safety...
Pairings: Childe/Tartaglia x reader
Notes/Warnings: Gender neutral reader! Poc friendly! Sheltered and innocent reader! Very fluffy! Possibly a teensy tiny bit of angst? Forbidden love? Reader is Tsaritsa's adopted heir! Possibly ooc!
Childe always loved the thrill of battle and danger, he keot threading the thin line between life and death yet never crossed over it. Anything forbidden he just had to have, that included the most forbidden of all - you. The Tsaritsa's surrogate child was as if not more unobtainable then the Cryo Archon herself.
Due to technically being her kin you were heavily restricted and banned from the outside world. You were rarely if at all allowed outside the protective walls of the palace or outside the watchful eyes of the Fatui. But because it was forbidden it made you want it even more, in that regard you weren't different from Childe in the slightest.
Loid POV
he’s asking for your credit card
Like I dont understand why the female school guard let in the 3 girls wearing short skirts, but not 2 female students, who travelled so far, with ripped jeans??
Won't the nuns be more mad at the freaking crop tops and short skirts than ripped jeans?? Because those jeans are literally long dhangsksh
I have nothing against short skirts, but this is srsly unfair! If you let in three girls wearing short skirts, you should also do the same with ripped jeans!
♡ sharing is caring ♡
-> sharing food with the genshin men
more on the crack side
Splits it evenly
Kaeya, Diluc, Tighnari, Albedo, Baizhu, Kazuha
Pretty standard when sharing, not too generous nor too stingy. If you ask for some of their food, you'll get half and they'll get half. Not much to complain about here.
Generous givers
Thoma, Kaveh, Childe, Zhongli, Gorou
Oh, you want some of their food? Then get as much as you'd like, they'll be happy to give it. Heck, they'll even spoonfeed you. No need to worry too much about them, they'll have some too, because really, the happy look on your face as you eat will be enough to fill them :)
Stingy asf
Itto, Scaramouche, Heizou, Venti
Oh they'll share alright, except 9 times out of 10, they'll split the share 30% for you and 70% for them. You'll have to fight them if you want any more because they'll insist that they'd given you your "fair-share" already.
When it comes to food, their type of sharing is sibling-level sharing; it means WAR
Doesn't really like to share
Ayato, Alhaitham, Dainsleif, Cyno, Xiao
Okay, they're not wholly against the idea of sharing, but they just think that if they're forced to share, then they probably didn't order enough for the both of you. They want both sides to be happy, so if they need to order a second plate for you, then they will, even if it might be too much for you.
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cryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcryingryingcrying
He's so extra for that
This will be Kaveh once I use him when farming for his materials
i can't believe i've been playing genshin for a year now and still been waiting for that red-haired fire wine hater tycoon owner to come home
I want to buy some new clothes, but I only saw long sleeves one
It's freaking hot in the Philippines
