3x01 // 12x10
there is a self described straightish man asleep in my bed who only likes to suck dick once or twice a year when him and his long term gf and or wife are having a spat and he goes out and rails an 8ball of blow and goes on a dick and ball spree before this he downed half a bottle of smirnoff and relayed 2013 tumblr gender and sexuality discourse from the perspective of a modern day podcaster and then showed me photos from his modeling days and i think the gay experience like this is what fanfic fails to truly capture
he has a classic case of I Am The First Man To Ever Really Think syndrome which is a little boring but nonetheless we should have interesting experiences with fucked up people i think
he is asleep because he is too drunk to drive and even if his discourse game is sloppy and unsophisticated it is so easy to care for other people have my bed cunt rest your weary thinkers mind tomorrow is a new day to unload a series of traumas onto a gay who has heard it all before
they should get him to play bambi
*rudyard funn voice* ANTIGONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunny fans hate to hear it but mac fucked cricket
“Intimacy doesn’t come naturally to man who has been raised in a household where caring is expressed through work; (…) even a gesture as innocuous as two fingertips grazing each other is a dramatic moment, practically accompanied by a silent fanfare of trumpets.” – Guy Lodge, Variety
GOD’S OWN COUNTRY (2017) dir. Francis Lee
What have you got in your fucking hand?
ARIAN MOAYED and JEREMY STRONG as STEWY HOSSEINI and KENDALL ROY Succession (2018-2023)
re the “non permanent” tattoos they’re not necessarily as good as they sound? they can blur really quick then sometimes don’t actually disappear properly for up to three years lol
im not surprised lmao. but that's probably fine for my purposes..... which are: to get a very stupid embarrassing tattoo and let it vanish in appropriate due course
https://ephemeral.tattoo ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️
omg WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this technology could have saved so many people lmfao. including perhaps.. moi?? idk if anywhere near me does this but ummmm i will look into it
you guys haaaaave to stop prevving, it doesn't even work anymore!!!
people online love choosing the most loser pathetic men in their shows and claiming they’re ladykiller sex gods. that man does not know the touch of a woman his MOTHER was barely present at his birth he is not Fuckatron 2000‼️‼️
Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
#you people are INsane#anyone who thinks shiv is younger than roman is an only child#jesse armstrong could knock on my door with a giant sign saying 'roman is a middle child' and i'd laugh in his face#nothing has ever been more clear based on vibes alone but if proof is required then i direct you to tom's bachelor party ep#in which kendall tells roman to ask shiv if she remembers 4yo roman enjoying the dog cage or not#which would be pointless if she was like 2 years old#of all the succession based hills i could die on i do actively choose this one#mostly bc it's so unfathomable to me that it's even a discussion#let's not even get into the twin thing#succession