Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god
notajerusalemcricket
Love these notes
Please, never let this meme die.
underlytrashy
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
It’s fucking back
comet-was-here
shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020
The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.
This is the only good meme, don’t @ me
50-shades-of-cloaca
You come to my post and try to out-perform me.
the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like
ivan-fyodorovich
as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?
this is the best sentence ever typed
me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed
Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.
A second best sentence has hit the twin towers
Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.
"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes
What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god
Anonymous asked:
What is your Hogwarts house?
sorry but i studied at the superior wizard school where they teach you how to kill people with beams
now become unmade motherfucker
boyboobs
Anonymous asked:
Who did you have to kill to get that username
nobody it was just available
boyboobs
BACK TO THE AFTERLIFE WITH YOU
CHAIN LIGHTNING
Meanwhile, on Twitter:
Brain farts, a thread
Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.
