i love the tiktok drama about baby witches not just hexing the fae but also the fucking moon

demiplatonic

when youre only friends with people youre already friends with

actually, demiplatonic means one only gains “squishes” (platonic crushes) on a person once an emotional bond has naturally formed.

what you have just described is what everyone else in the world calls “making a friend”

This randomly landed on our porch last night after a storm

this is an omen

My brain on a loop

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what is it about fungi that’s so mythical and freaky and set in humanities heads as “fable and Other Folk” fodder

the lore

the vibes

the spooky feeling in the Ghosts and Aliens Section of my brain that goes off

like, look at this and tell me that magic isn’t real and doesn’t want to strip us bare and use our souls as bartering chips in cosmic games of poker

mushrooms are an ancient force of growth and decay, life and rot, collapse and creation; they have been here long before us and will remain long after we’re gone- devouring that which kills us and creating that which forgets us.

it is best you tread carefully.

I’m studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go “listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms”

Oh to be a biotech professor and wax lyrical about the eldritch immortal mushroom.

thinking about the time i drew a cool owl on mspaint and then accidentally saved homer is dead over its face

Finally we can die

ppl in the ratatouille tag asking who would win in a fight remy or stuart little and the answer is obviously remy like hello that cardigan wearing orphan mouse had his whole life handed to him on a silver plate, meanwhile remy busted his ass every single day to support a family of 500 or so rats, most of whom were homophobic!!!!! by night he was a CHEF, a genius forced to hide his talent AND his identity . you think he wont beat that spoiled little mouse within an inch of his life if he had to?? just because hes gay???? dont make me laugh

imagine being a child in the 1900s and u decide to do a little jig only to be told to put on a dunce cap and sit in the corner

do it.

I checked this blog to see what other suggestions there were and there were none.

Now that I look closer, the url does say ‘suggestion’ singular, so I don’t know what I expected.

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

I did not know this.

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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i want there to be less information on this post please

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed