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Shared custody au and divorced energy Danny x Val with Ellie being a new member of yj and them meeting her parents seperately and together making different assumptions all together.
They thought Ellie is a child of a messy villian/hero union. Ellie doesn't correct this. Too busy laughing at the thought. The feral gremlin then FULLY leans to it. Calling hero Red Huntress mom and ghost menace Phantom dad then vaguely mentioning how hard it is when mom and dad fights. Doesn't help that they saw how Phantom and Red Huntress immediately drop their arguing whenever they think Ellie is looking and restarts fighting after sge turns her back.
D & V: *fighting, gun shots, explosions*
Ellie as Wraith: hey mom! Hey dad!
D&V: *drops fists and weapons* *smiles attentively* hi sweetie! How are you? Are those your friends? Are you having fun?
Ellie: Yeah! The yj is really fun little guys. Theyre nice!
D&V: oh thats nice sweetie!
Ellie: haha yeah *turns her back to YJ*
D&V: *immediately starts fighting again with even more gun shots, explosions*
Ellie to YJ: they're ok.
YJ: *seeing them fight behind her* what the fuck
When they had to summon the ghost king for help for something and Red Huntress stomped away and came back into the room angrily drawing a summoning circle with spray paint. She said the encantations before anyone can stop her and threw in her necklace with a ring on it. It glowed instantly and came the glorious intimidating ghost king.
Before Constantine could bullshit his way to a contract, Red Huntress aimed her plasma gun and shot at the king. JLD paled at that and tried to stop her but the king just instictively dodged.
"Valerie."
"Phantom."
"How is our Ellie doing?"
"Wouldn't you like to know, your highness."
*Cue divorced energy bickering*
What the fuck is going on with their vibes.
Meanwhile...
John: Wait, Phantom is the ghost king?!?! You married the ghost king?!?! Wraith is a realms princess?!?!
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This helps no one, but I totally want there to be a moment on a mission that's circumstantially just Danny and YJ and Danielle, and everyone is VERY TENSE! THERE IS A THREAT! But Danny just packed like peanut butter sandwiches and is watching the kids beat up supervillains, because, damn, not like he was doing anything else today. At the end Dani's just too wired up to cool down so she just jumps him, and YJ just kind of has to...watch their friend get batted away like an angry kitten by an interdimensional threat/her dad. It's almost domestic, except he's glowing ominously and floating midair.
At first YJ think it's child abuse they're witnessing.
Then the peanut butter sandwiches and juice boxes come out.
What the hell is wrong with this family.
If a Western or European monument or statue got taken down, the international OUTRAGE in mainstream news sources would be tangible. This is beyond criminal. They have been bulldozing Palestinian homes for decades now, but seeing this desecration (as the IOF has done before) is just dehumanizing and deplorable. Israel doesn't give a shit about what methods they use to erase Palestinian existence from the earth. I'm sick to my stomach.
Another journalist.
إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ
you know how all those applesauce packets were recalled for lead?
well. it turns out the cinnamon used in them may have been laced with lead on purpose.
fun times in the united states food industry right now am I right folks
In case you’re a buffoon (like me) and thought someone was out here meticulously hand-poisoning applesauce:
An FDA spokesperson said that one of the agency’s theories for the WanaBana cinnamon applesauce contamination was “economically motivated adulteration.” (…)
Economically motivated adulteration, or “food fraud,” can occur when a cheaper ingredient is added to a product to enhance it or bulk it up, but is not disclosed, according to the FDA. One example, the agency said, is when lead-based dyes are added to spices to give the product a certain color.
We love cutting corners to maximize profit at the expense of our consumers
hand-poisoning applesauce would be too tedious. these applesauces were poisoned in bulk for maximum efficiency
Turmeric is also frequently affected by this. A lead compound with a bright yellow color can be used.
I'm not gonna dox myself by saying precisely what I do for a living, but I am involved in public environmental health, and in the past have conducted home investigations in child lead poisoning cases. For years, foreign spices have been a problem, particularly for immigrant families who visit relatives overseas and bring spices back from south asia in particular.
During and immediately after covid, however, we started finding domestically sold spices coming back from lab testing with high lead results. Sam's club, wal-mart, etc. We used to tell families to buy domestically instead of bringing things back from India, Pakistan, etc, but even that isn't safe anymore.
You might - might - be safer with higher end organic products but I really just don't trust anything anymore. This isn't a new issue, but it's definitely becoming more widespread.
is there a reliable way to test spices for lead at home?
Unfortunately no, it requires testing in a food laboratory and frankly it's rather expensive
@pazithigallifreya I purchased a set of lead testing swabs off Amazon, which did indeed seem to detect dodginess in the paint of a vintage glass mug I had (and did not react to other surfaces). Whatever’s on the swabs only worked when activated with white vinegar. Could those swabs real or did I get scammed?
There are only two brands of lead testing kits that are currently EPA approved in the USA, and that isn't one of them
https://www.epa.gov/lead/lead-test-kits for info. They're only for painted surfaces, not food or anything else.
(the 3M kits are no longer being manufactured and may not be available, fyi)
Thank you so much! Really appreciate your giving us the benefit of your expertise 🙏
rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"
Canonically can't drive – Cassandra
Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke
He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian
Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen
She's 13 – Carrie
Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie
Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick
Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara
Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper
Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason
Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim
Actually, I think that homophobes in Congress wanted to find a way to criminalize being gay well before a twink got fucked on camera in a Senate hearing room and the video was released to conservative media as an act of revenge porn because the staffer in question told a genocidal and homophobic congressman “Free Palestine” to his face.
There are rapists on the US Supreme Court and I’m supposed to clutch my pearls over two men having consensual sex in the Senate? Oh! Heavens to Betsy! The first time sex acts have been committed in a government building! Are the shades of Congress to be thus polluted?
But, for the record, no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.
In addition to supporting reproductive freedom in your state, these measures tend to be good motivators to get out the vote when they're on the ballot and prevent Republicans from just winning because not enough people voted.
However, to get on ballots, they need to have enough signatures. Listed below are the states with measures that need signatures and links to the organizations collecting signatures for them:
If you're a voter in one of these states, lending your signature to help get these measures on the ballot could be one of the most important things you can do this election cycle.
Dc x Dp prompt #1
Danny open a YouTube channel teaching how to cook.
Bonus point : During the live, the food came to life. And he had to fight the food while chats were watching him.
It becomes a running gag so much so that the chat calls it food fight like a title
Whenever he wins the chat cheers and goes off, marking the score like Danny 281 - Food 0
Until the day that Danny is bested by the hot dogs ganging up on him. It’s a surprise attack that the chat calls cheating, but the hot dogs swarm Danny and then look menacingly to the camera.
After that there’s no more videos and the Score remains:
Food- 1
Danny- 281
It would totally start as a "get different hobbies for Danny" thing? But when they realize it's slowly driving him insane? They would want him to stop. But of course, Danny is STUBBORN.
No. NO! He CAN find a recipe that will work! He CAN, he tells you!!
And now Jazz is worried because that's sounding awfully like their parents during their Bad Times(tm). But Danny's room is now COATED in research notes that look like the scrawlings of a man desending into madness and old cookbooks. He's skipping sleep. Interviewing Lunch Lady.
And?? It's not until several intervention that go no where, a tearful screaming match with his sister, and being JUMPED by weenies that he realizes? Yeah... this is his rock bottom. He needs to stop.
He was trying to cook with WEENIES for Zone sake. WEENIES! He KNOWS better! He needs to cut this habit cold turkey (Oooh~! He bet he COULD roast a-! NO! Fenton, you KNOW better! Remember literally EVERY THANKSGIVING OF YOUR LIFE, MAN!). It's starting to turn into an Obsession.
Worse, an Unfulfillable one.
His friends and family are RIGHT to be worried.
But! Since he doesn't update? And no one but them KNOWS about Ghost Obsessions or that he IS a half ghost? The world has watched a nerdy, funny, twink of a dude in a nasa apron slowly be driven to madness by some off screen portal to hell.
Fight day in and day out, just to eat. Live in a house of Existential Horrors and... eventually lose.
Ha ha... i-its a super cool art project... RIGHT? Viral marketing for some sort of upcoming art house movie? R...Right? They didn't watch one of their favorite youtubers... fucking DIE... did they?
But like?? Superman's an alien. There are Cryptids and magical demons KNOWN to be his co-wokers. In history class, you study how X and Y country got over run by zombies for a bit and how that effected the royal succession. There's a country of Ocean People out... just? Chillin. In the Ocean.
Why WOULDN'T this be real? COULDN'T this be? Oh God. Is Spooky Space Eats... DEAD???
Tim would VERY much like to know! He's a HERO god damn it! Blames himself! He should have looked INTO this! Everything escalated so FAST. But it was building for a WHILE. He should have TOLD somebody! Shown the JLA Dark! Now Danny's DEAD! And somewhere? There's a portal too HELL, driving people insane and animating food!
Another short DP X DC prompt
Shared custody au and divorced energy Danny x Val with Ellie being a new member of yj and them meeting her parents seperately and together making different assumptions all together.
They thought Ellie is a child of a messy villian/hero union. Ellie doesn't correct this. Too busy laughing at the thought. The feral gremlin then FULLY leans to it. Calling hero Red Huntress mom and ghost menace Phantom dad then vaguely mentioning how hard it is when mom and dad fights. Doesn't help that they saw how Phantom and Red Huntress immediately drop their arguing whenever they think Ellie is looking and restarts fighting after sge turns her back.
D & V: *fighting, gun shots, explosions*
Ellie as Wraith: hey mom! Hey dad!
D&V: *drops fists and weapons* *smiles attentively* hi sweetie! How are you? Are those your friends? Are you having fun?
Ellie: Yeah! The yj is really fun little guys. Theyre nice!
D&V: oh thats nice sweetie!
Ellie: haha yeah *turns her back to YJ*
D&V: *immediately starts fighting again with even more gun shots, explosions*
Ellie to YJ: they're ok.
YJ: *seeing them fight behind her* what the fuck
When they had to summon the ghost king for help for something and Red Huntress stomped away and came back into the room angrily drawing a summoning circle with spray paint. She said the encantations before anyone can stop her and threw in her necklace with a ring on it. It glowed instantly and came the glorious intimidating ghost king.
Before Constantine could bullshit his way to a contract, Red Huntress aimed her plasma gun and shot at the king. JLD paled at that and tried to stop her but the king just instictively dodged.
"Valerie."
"Phantom."
"How is our Ellie doing?"
"Wouldn't you like to know, your highness."
*Cue divorced energy bickering*
What the fuck is going on with their vibes.
Meanwhile...
John: Wait, Phantom is the ghost king?!?! You married the ghost king?!?! Wraith is a realms princess?!?!
Like? You could just... walk up to them at their Day Job, JLA Heavy Hitters? Not CEOs obviously. Nor, even, Clark. He has a desk job sprinkled with in the field reporting. Honestly?
It's probably Wonder Woman.
She works as a curator of the Louvre Museum in France. All you would NEED is something potentially worth going into the collection, even if it doesn't work out, just POTENTIALLY worth... Oooooor? To wait, having largely tracked her daily schedule down to the quarter hour, for her to head into work... and shout in a truely abominable and choppy version of one of the Amazonian languages "Princess, please wait, may I have a moment of your time?"
Cause that works too.
And Wes had the whole damn plane ride, in the cheapest economy seats he could find, to practice. If the ADULTS won't do anything and Fenton can't leave for longer then 2 seconds without the town burning down... Then Wes Weston will. He hates it. This shouldn't be he fuckin job. But Grandma always did say that the burden of Seeing the Truth, was feeling compelled to act on it.
He REALLY hopes he doesn't get stabbed by an Amazon.
Wes Weston, descended from Cassandra. Yes, THAT Cassandra, goes full Shawshank, escapes the GiW cordon around Amity, gets taken out in a garbage truck, hops a plane to France in Wisconsin, gets to the Louvre, and proves he's not crazy by handing over Danny's ghost homework from Pandora after he stole it from his schoolbag
Diana is both bemused and horrified, but mostly she is ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
Because if she's reading this homework right, and the young Oracle is correct (and Diana doubts he is wrong, for a male to inherent the gift of Cassandra means that his is potent indeed) then Pandora's adopted son has been slated for vivisection by the United States government.
And she has had Words with them about the last time they did this with J'onn J'onzz.
These honourless politicians don't realise that by signing their name's to these disgusting laws, she does not have to investigate like Bruce.
Wonder Woman is going hunting.
Wonder Woman just stalking into a government meeting, and demanding honour duels and an end to the immoral laws? You can either revoke the laws now. Or the duels are to the death. You have threatened the stability and safety of the world. No she won't take questions. Square up fuckers.
Now, Wes knew if she believed him this would work. He did not expect it to be this... Messy.
Wes seeing some of the rare justice league investigating on tv sometimes when the stars align in amity to actually show outside tv: they'll help they'll actually investigate and go what needs to be done
Wonder women who's friend this nearly happened too : Square up fuck nuts I'll show you who the fuck you've been messing with
Wes: ... that'll work too
She probably calls J'onn in to float disapprovingly behind her. Really make sure they remember to do better. Could she have spent weeks on investigating? Yes. Then months in political debates? Of course. But that left a town in danger. A teen in danger. For far too long. No, she is going to bash heads until they fix this. So help her.
Never had a law been changed so quickly. Now, of course the Fenton's and the GIW? They aren't going to care. Unless the Fenton parents get told about Danny, and we have a good reveal™. So Diana gets to go hunting for rogue scientists too! Wes is following along. Watching in morbid fascination.
"Living in a single Palestinian state is not realistic and will lead to the genocide of Jewish people" ok. Do you realize how racist you sound right now. Like can you take a moment and think about how incredibly racist that sounds.
Like if anything I don't believe in states in general and find the whole debate about "nationality" and borders to be annoying and eurocentric but if you say this, completely unironically, you are just saying "I cannot live with these other people because they will kill me because they innately hate me." And that's... racist. lol. Sorry. But you're racist.
Meanwhile a genocide is ongoing. Being justified with the same line.
As it is most often Danny who is mistaken for Damian and kidnapped, here is the reverse.
Jack, out of mistake, kidnapped Damian, as he thought it was Danny. Danny was sleeping in the Fenton Family GAV, so only in 70% on the way home. He woke up and saw his father kidnapping a boy with them.
In Amity Park
Maddie was first angry that Jack kidnapped this poor boy!
Maddie:" Jack, Danny's eyes are blue."
Jack:" But Danny's eyes turn green sometimes!"
Maddie:" True. Welcome to the family!"
Damian to himself:" So this is how my siblings ended up with my father."
Damian kind of liked it here with the mad scientists; they are fun. And Jazz seems to be trying to help him with his problems? And already accepted him as new baby brother.
Jack and Maddie are too nuts to think this is an issue.
Jazz is trying to get the clearly traumatised child to open up, she's dealt with Vlad enough to know billionaires have public faces and are rarely nice people.
Danny? Danny hasn't even noticed there's another kid in the house, because while the trip out of town allowed him to actually get some sleep for once, he's now behind in ghost wrangling and he would like Amity to remain standing at least.
It takes him until Saturday breakfast and 4 cups of coffee to notice that Damian isn't actually one of his duplicates he made while sleep deprived.
Damian would like to know if Drake was adopted out or cloned.
I worked very hard on this
hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school
Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed
ENOUGH WITH JUSTIFYING THESE MASSCARES WITH HAMAS AND WHAT NOT, PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE COLLATERAL DAMAGE AND 25,000+ PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DIE FOR THE WORLD TO NOTICE THAT A GENOCIDE IS HAPPENING, PALESTINIANS ARE EXHAUSTED, THEIR LIVES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
WHY HAS NOTHING CHANGED IN 72 DAYS???? HOW CAN THE WORLD BE BLIND TO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF PEOPLE FOR THIS LONG???
PALESTINIANS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES GOING THROUGH THIS EITHER; CONGO, SUDAN, UYGHURS AND SO MANY MANY MORE PEOPLES ARE GOING THOUGH GENOCIDES WHICH THE WORLD ARE BLIND TOWARDS
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
Bro I IMMEDIATELY got Lil Nas X’s satan shoes
