This is beautiful the grandma one is my fav

that second to last one

can they be like a team of crime fighting super heroes 

work in progress :3

HOLY SHIT

LISTEN TO THIS

This is incredible. Wow.

There’s no such thing as: 

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

“His name is Champion. Because he’s the dog world champion.”

HE BREAKS THE FUCKING SOUND BARRIER 

THE EARTH QUAKES

Send this to your crush with no context

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

havE YOU EVER BEEN TALkGING TO SOMEONE WHOS SO CUTE YOU JUST LIKE GRIN ALL STUPID AND KICK UR FEET AROUND AND CURL UP UR TOES AND SMUSH UR OWN FACE BECAUSE YOU PHYSICALLY CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS

"What’s your favorite album?"

this video gives me life

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

Sometimes I wish my life was like a Polly Pocket movie

That blond kid went zero fucking gravity

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

when musical theatre kids hang out bad shit happens

2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

June:

July:

August:

September

October

November:

this show never fails me