you’re much better off saying what you believe and which policies you support than slapping on a label and expecting other people to fill in the blanks
1. you can promise that you’ll be there for the rest of his life, actually 😈
2. definitely just get this for your regular son
took around 500 pics driving around the olympic peninsula over the weekend! here are a few favorites :)
What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night
Extracting from the original tags: this is an 8 minute exposure — it was indeed pitch black
i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
Nothing funnier actually than when someone on this site goes "um op? you've made a major blunder in this two sentence shitpost about history. yeah it's actually not true at all, you SHOULD have said [something that is blatantly and verifiably 100% false]. typical tumblr historical inaccuracy 🙄" in the most confident way ever
im sorry you got stuck behind the funniest person on the planet
everyday that i see “your brain is not fully developed until 25” you owe me $2. each time. about to be a billionaire over here




