some fucking asshole, probably one of those pricks from Bedrock, just cut me off in traffic and i almost wrecked my cavemobile. it’s like, hey buddy, haven’t you ever heard of a fern signal? [1]
my jonas brother in christ
If you see someone shoplifting no you didn't
This guy feels superior when you make fun of what an absolute chode he is but then he goes through your posts and continues saying the absolute dumbest shit.
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
He has no right with that awful url
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
kind of gay for a man to compete for the position as richest person. so you want to get your net worth close to that of mostly other men? are stocks really the only thing you're investing in? 🤨
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
I was not aware the other one existed
My parents made watermelon pops and it’s honestly the cutest thing to me
nolanthebiggestnerd
my parents made 25 years of marriage go down the drain
THIS IS THAT GUY WHO CUT HIS OWN SALARY TO 0 DURING THE PANDEMIC TO RAISE THE WAGE FOR HIS WORKERS AND MAINTAIN THEIR BENEFITS YOU GO WHITE BOY
incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website
tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4
