Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

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@catboybiologist

This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it

@bunjywunjy found you a fish

they were trying to lift this poor man by his dicks for a second there

they were trying to

lift this poor man by his dicks

for a second there

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Stream doodles (ft. Baby Slime and @me having a mental breakdown)

I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

cquackity nation is this anything

Stabbing ORPHANNNNNSSSSS

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

Idk if anyone here has been paying any attention whatsoever to the Drake vs Kendrick beef but I am losing my mind over this comment

No literally I'm always so suspicious of people who refuse to listen to rap cause it is SUCH a diverse genre of music so like wdym you don't like rap. I'm all for preferences and all that but when people say they don't like rap as a whole like 9 times out of 10 they're just racist lmao

guards. she liked my carefully constructed, insightful, hilarious original post but did not reblog. get her ass

but milady, thou hast constructed a version of the post in thy head that is great and rich with meaning. this is not true milady. she did not rebloggeth thy post because it sucketh ass milady

guards. fucking kill this peasant with stones

I love how tumblr users play with posts like dolls

guards. throw this foul sorcerer that speaketh in tongues to the dungeons. in the same cell as the fucked up wizards

I am starting a wizard rebellion :3

guards. im very scaries. give me a huggie

The guards work for me now, guards give Mei a huggie

me when i get my huggies. yippee yayyyy

Now into the dungeon

awww fucking peanis :(

dont freaking do this to my carefully constructed, insightful, hilarious original post. she is not going to reblog it

People with siblings or know a pair of siblings I've got a question for you

the other day I had a conversation with a guy who said sibling friendships don't really count bc that's family and I'm just like, ??? yeah that's my family but I can also like my sister as a person and have a friendship with her. So I'm just curious to see what the general vibe here is.

btw the "it's complicated" option is for ppl who are either estranged siblings, parenting their siblings, or some other issue they've got going on not any weird freak shit(ifkyk)

Anyways choose your option and if want you can explain in the tags

i think this is really cute. it also escaped containment from a fetish forcemasc blog. both things can be true.

and now, some input from macklemore

but in all seriousness, respect to macklemore for this because holy shit