kaypee

but jack off i guess

How Animals Eat Their Food

I was strong until the little hooman became weak 😂

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

skeet

weed is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? me neither, pass da blunt

*and hence, rises Snoop Dogg*

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

The first time I blogged this he was broken and alone. Now he has love :’)

So relatable 😩😩

Me in this teddy bear have something in common I’m waiting

I just ted-died 😭😭😭

I actually have so much love for dogs

wake up in the morning whack my peepee

got my glasses im out the door I’m gonna hit this city

Don't stop, I made it pop, boys no longer wanna come 😏

I am deceased

nobody talks about how ugly taking care of yourself can be

yes, sometimes it’s taking a warm bath and texting memes to friends and keeping an aesthetically pretty journal.

sometimes it’s crying silently on your couch at 3am, hugging yourself and reminding yourself that you’re a good person.

self care is not always ‘aesthetic’ and cute…and that’s ok. don’t be embarrassed, just do what you need to do.

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

No one's going to hold my hair up as well as this hair tie ok

Developing a crush on someone

U don't want that..trust me

Why isn't my life all cherries and whipped cream. WHY!!!?

totally mastered the last pose

Umm ur point is..?

i tried this on so many people after I watched this episode