i hate how easily my feelings get hurt
-Day 389
I’m getting worse… I can’t take this..😔
i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
It’s called connotations.
Try this one on for size:
“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”
“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
great news! Language is now banned
Girls like hearing men moan during sex
Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex
GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex
GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX
GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX
Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.
A skulk of foxes 🦊
Photo by Will Harford
I’m nothing special (via atrxc)









