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Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.

It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

Incredible vital update, it was a performance of Billy Elliot.

wizard hat that has a baseball hat brim

this kinda fucks

this definitely fucks

finally, a wizard hat we can wear backwards

I can't believe it. Leo, when will love be enough? 🥺

Today, August 31, the original reddit poster updated their graph!

Now including even MORE information. 

The notes on this are fascinating look at how many people struggle to understand that multiple things can be true at the same time. Leo's behaviour is 1) legal 2) creepy 3) part of a wider societal issue and 4) at worst predatory and at best a red flag large enough to be seen from space.

The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

buy every sandwich just in case

#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

Working to Rule Working to Rule Working to Rule

this is for my remaining fma fans here, love yall, perhaps more fma art to come since my style changed alot

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

show me a bigger downgrade

Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem

I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it

oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you

It’s for an investigation, I’m with the fbi

My apologies

Right this way sir