Mood of the day: ✨burrito jenna✨
greta thunberg is the kind of badass i aspire to be someday
i think we should treat christmas the way we treat mornings. instead of saying merry christmas we should just say christmas, like how we just say morning instead of good morning.
Enid: merry christmas! i got you a present!
Wednesday: i don’t celebrate christmas.
Enid: oh i know, i just wanted an excuse to get you a present
Wednesday: *blushing* i appreciate the sentiment so i’ll accept the present anyway, but you could’ve at least used a less colourful wrapping paper. why did you think i’d like pink and red?
currently thinking about how at my high school last year down kid went around and taped a bunch of pictures of the squid game guy on walls and railings…
[after they first met]
Charlie, staring at Nick for whole five minutes: Yeah, he is kinda cute.
Tao: *glares*
Charlie: it’s a joke
[at their wedding]
Tao, giving his best man speech: And then he told me it was a joke.
*talking about ben*
Charlie: This seems like an awful lot of effort just to deal with one person…
Nick: Yes, it is. Unfortunately, given what we know he’s capable of, this still might not end up being enough.
Wednesday: wait, what are your pronouns?
Xavier: …what?
Wednesday: if i’m going to kidnap you, i need to know your pronouns
instead of constantly explaining being trans to everyone i should just start telling people that i’m a cis guy born with a y chromosome deficiency
Enid: is it just me or-
Wednesday: yes.
Enid: …what?
Wednesday: it’s just you.
the idea that explaining homosexuality to kids will confuse them makes no sense to me.
when i was in elementary school (like around age 7ish) i went to a classmates house for a birthday party and they had two moms but literally none of us gave a shit. like “oh, you have two moms instead of a mom and a dad? cool. can we have cake now?”
been here since stuck in the middle ✌️
what if oliver hadnt called tori when he did? tori said he didnt know much about what was going on with charlie, but he knew to immediately call tori. he clearly knows more than people think he does.
Enid: *talking to a spider* hey buddy! you’re so cute!
Wednesday: i thought you were scared of spiders
Enid: i was, but i’ve mistaken thing for a spider so many times i’ve actually grown to like the little guys