snorting coke

was it really worth it

SternTights on Etsy

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his dick from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his dick instead.

The phrase: “Pick on someone your own size” is lost on me.

Bonus:

these are the type of progress pics I like to see

💪 ( ◕ ‸ ◕ 💪 )

this is a gift

Evolution of a family

it may be just me but it kinda looks like there is NAL right next to the A

When you’re low key a couple

My hope for humanity has risen a bit after this Facebook post

Maybe Medusa was just a normal, attractive woman and people misunderstood when they were told staring into her eyes turns you “rock hard”

I like to think the queen and her brother are super close c:

He's still a cock

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:

And tell the fellas stop the name callin’ Yepee ah yo Then them girls respond to the call I hear a woman shout out Who let the dogs out Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:

Get back gruffy, mash scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry Ah yepee ah yo To hear them girls calling them canine

It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

It’s about how cat calling guys are awful.

FGOで遊ぶセイバーさん #8 ～ 13 // 九十九 [pixiv] 

this is the segway boy

it happens once every 50 years reblog or you’ll have bad luck for a year

not gonna risk it!

holy shint guys i didnt reblog this and now everytime i wake up i shit myself 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 im back here reblogging to ask for forgiveness and see if this works 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓