i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me

like a soup

like a soup

this is what sbr should've been like in MY mind . horsy only party.

how the epilogue actually went like

im also thinking about candy!roxy at the end describing how even though they are now, like, 40, they’re still on a journey of self discovery

you dont figure out everything about yourself at 16, 20, 23

you have the rest of your life to get your shit together

never forget that

dave and karkat: *minding their own business*

jade:

Dirks mindset during the whole of the meat epilogue 

Terezi in Meat be like

nice wholesome drawing of the best part of the epligoue

Meat

imho this is one of the funniest (if not THE funniest) parts of the epilogue

I’m placing my bet right fucking now

“The Homestuck Epilogues” does not necessarily mean two epilogues.

On 6/12 another epilogue will drop where John eats nothing and leaves the picnic early.

On 10/25 another another epilogue drops where John eats both.

And then 4/13 next year (or maybe in three years, who the fuck knows), Hussie releases an actual working version of SBURB.

Hussie will start a real-life meteor apocalypse so he won’t have to finish Hiveswap.

Dave: hey karkat whats your trollsona

Karkat: I’M ALREADY A TROLL, WHY WOULD I HAVE A FUCKING TROLLSONA?

Terezi: M1N3’S 4 DR4GON

:^)