I just about died from laughing because this is so accurate LOL
Compiled some Swede quotes from the voting segment
”This is the first time I’m watching with a group that doesn’t want Sweden to win.”
”This is the first time I don’t want Sweden to win.”
”I really didn’t like Italy.”
”Me neither but I’d rather they win than us.”
”I don’t want to win! I hate this!”
”This is certainly a new way of watching Eurovision.”
”And of course the commentators are jerking themselves off about this.”
”I’m just gonna go scream in the bathroom.”
”Just give the win to Estonia or something.”
”Oh no, we didn’t get any of the low points.”
”Switch our points with Germany.”
”FUCK YOU DENMARK”
”Giving 12 points to Finland is the only good thing we’ve done this year.”
also the uk saying "we love you ukraine !!!!!" and then just slapping all their own interval acts there without proper ukrainian representatives and even having the audacity to mention the fucking coronation. i flipped
"Ternopil is the name of our hometown, which was bombed by Russia while we sang on the Eurovision stage about our steel hearts, indomitability and will.
This is a message for all cities of Ukraine that are shelled every day. Kharkiv, Dnipro, Khmelnytskyi, Kyiv, Zaporizhzhia, Uman, Sumy, Poltava, Vinnytsia, Odesa, Mykolaiv, Chernihiv, Kherson and all others.
Europe, unite against evil for the sake of peace!
GLORY TO UKRAINE!"
- TVORCHI
*Me sobbing as if my grandmother was just kidnapped by ravenous innuendo wolves* It's crazy, It's party
One last thing before I go to sleep, NOT PEACEFULLY, because of that shit-show, but Germany in NO FUCKING WAY deserved to be last. What the actual fuck?!?!
They did amazing and they deserved better
I hope each jury who gave 12 points to Sweden steps on a lego today.
You know what? Keep the juries.
In fact, get them on site. Make them visible to the audience and have them decide and announce their votes on the spot, to the camera.
Stop hiding them behind a presenter. Let them face the people.
I want to see them squirm.
me next year hearing, once again
"we are the heroes of our time"
Gosh I'm sorry for all the Eurovision spam, but something else that rubbed me the wrong way was how little input Ukraine seemed to have?
Like I know it couldn't be hosted there this year for obvious reasons. But they WERE last year's winners, so I feel like it was weird that a bigger deal wasn't made out of that? Like idk mannnn it was supposed to be their moment but it sorta felt like the UK kind of stole the spotlight. And speaking as someone from the UK, that felt pretty embarrassing lmao...















