I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]
i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him
Happy pride month everyone pls stay safe and have fun at pride!!!
what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
i loved seeing all the backstage photos of the hxh stage play!!! i hope the cast and crew had a wonderful run :) 💓🎣🛹⛓️🕶️
love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
When someone says something reminded them of you. You know
Dude. You have to kiss me. Yes it's important to the plot
im actually losing my mind over this screenshot from the football world cup
its just the fact he's writing too?? like???
Put them in the ring and see who makes it out alive.
Maybe men would be cleaner if we gendered it. Dudes it's ok to wash your hands it's just guygiene
guys it's ok to douche it's just called a gym rinse
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me, in a family conversation: i know some gay people
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everyday a women cries i kill myself out of respect.
Instead of helping her you make it about yourself
This might be the worst offer I've ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.
werewolf boyfriend simulator
you will not see the gates of heaven
met a women today and she was like “i’m mrs smith, soon to be mrs johnstone” and I was like “aww, that’s lovely! are ye gettin’ married?” and without blinking she hit back with “nah i’m divorcing the cunt” a legend tbh