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Trash That Makes Me Laugh

@trashthatmakesmelaugh

Human embodiment of an as seen on tv item that comes half broken but is still semi functional
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one of the hardest pills to swallow is accepting the fact that you can’t force someone to care, to love you, to be invested. it either comes naturally or not at all. 

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no-psi-nan

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

It’s like crime investigation but instead of horrible murder it’s even more horrible love.

what the fucck is a blorbo

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo