I am: That Bitch

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

Y’all

Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her. 

me and the girls getting together to perform rituals of femininity and depersonalization 

pink wig thick ass

give him anthrax

This is incredibly funny

Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath of a brutal global nuclear war no longer remembers her fully or who he used to be because the thing that kept him alive all those years also drove him completely insane and now she finally has to accept that he’ll never truly be the same friend she once knew and decides that even though he does questionable and sometimes dangerous stuff now because of his insanity she’ll still accept him back into her life as he is because he’s still important to her and probably needs a friend now that his mental state has caused him to be alienated by most other people, here’s another fart joke

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

im goknba

Why do people act like bugs are a niche interest? Go outside. They’re there

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

you bitches love being mad and living in a constant state of anger and that’s fine, but when your heart gives out in the next 7 months due to the stress I’m going to be sitting here laughing, with my healthy heart and titties full of milk

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

oh if that’s all

is your phone fully charged? are your nipples hard? are you ready to go?