Just Stuff I like

everyone look at my seal rolls

i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) dir. John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein

“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.

Okay so apparently it's fucking impossible to actually get real answers on this. So:

Use the poll for your main answer, use the tags, replies, or reblogs for secondary answers.

All answers are regardless of the sexuality or emotion of the daydream.

PLEASE reblog for a larger sample size. Seriously I tried so hard to get concrete answers on what people daydream about and every single link just says "fantasy scenarios".

Tess is very very determined and nothing is going to stop her from doing what she wants.

Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

I have made a strategical error

This continues to be the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on this website

With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!

FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!

happy what fucking day is it now friday

petal clouds

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

i just feel at home on this website

The two times i loved you the most in a car thursday

you understand.

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst

“but we stay silly” is honestly such a beautiful thing to say. there is whimsy in this world and we will strive to keep it