sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

This picture smells like oil paint, cigarettes & dog

Yikesss

friendly reminder that he

he what

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I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped

welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this

can we please talk about

nothing ever again