I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

We all love to p;ay Man yell we see he Teeth

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

Australia is a foreign planet.

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

look out shes got a jun!

don’t joot!

hey everyone try this

Shut up

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

Fixed

the holy grail

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there