the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
no greater tension than two mutuals who want to talk so badly but are afraid to so they like each other’s post until the end of time
patient: bleeding from every orifice and in respiratory arrest
house’s shoes:
what is the first thing that comes to ur mind when u think of the person u rb'd this from?
I’m so fucking sick of diabetes jokes. They’re everywhere, like people somehow think it’s ok to make fun of a disease like that.
“that’s got so much sugar, it’ll give you diabetes!”
first of all THATS NOT HOW ANY TYPE OF DIABETES WORKS.
Second of all, even if it was, and people ‘gave diabetes to themselves’, it’s just not funny! Who gave you the right to make fun of a literal disabled person just because you think they deserve it because they ‘brought this onto themselves’? that’s fucked up! All types of diabetes have a genetic component, and specifically for type 2 diabetes, you don’t know that person’s circumstances. Recent studies are showing links between type 2 diabetes and poverty, as sugary overprocessed food like fast food is cheaper and sometimes more accessible. And once again, there’s still a genetic component.
‘that’ll give you diabetes’ jokes are just not funny. They’re insensitive, and as a type 1 they’re just a constant reminder that I have a disease that is heavily misunderstood and weighs on me every day. I’ve heard like 10 in the past week and just now heard another one and it was the last fucking straw. DON’T MAKE THEM.
This is 100000% ok for non diabetics to reblog I would appreciate that very much
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No one:
Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

Me, arguing with my mom: it’s my life
The tiny Jon Bon Jovi that lives in my head: ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗˢ ⁿᵒʷ ᵒʳ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
does BC stand for big cock? I thought you were a bottom
it stands for British Columbia
imagine thinking you can just call people a slur
Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird
every time you reblog this you’re allowing it to fly even further. it’s almost beautiful
I dreamt that my sister was trying to come up with a funny name for her Wi-Fi router, and I suggested "Wi so serious," and I can't describe how fucking angry it made her
So with mpreg how do you think the baby comes out. No c sections
can you guys ask me how to change a tire or something






