Wayne: it's hard to believe that people as terrible as Richard and Gabriella Harrington could raise a kid as wonderful as you Steve
Steve: bold of you to assume my parents raised me
oh visibly queer couple in all pink getting snacks from my store on their way to see the Barbie Movie, I love you so
Robin: "bros before hoes" is terrible and sexist.
Robin: that being said, if you put Eddie before me I will be so mad
Universal fucked with trees? The City of Los Angeles' trees?! In summer?!? Oh they fucked up big time holy shit
Robin: wearing glasses is kinda gay. what are you trying to see? other men?
Steve, wearing his glasses: For the last time Robin, Yes I am.
yes I'm lactose intolerant. yes I'm still surprised every time dairy hurts my tummy
Eddie: this is Steve, he's an ally
Steve: I'm not an ally I'm-
Eddie: *gasp* You're Homophobic?!
Steve: no. I'm Bi and literally your boyfriend.
I don't have enough enrichment in my enclosure (Ao3 is still down)
Steve: I'm sorry that I can't come to your show. just know that I am sending you a kiss on the forehead
Eddie: with tongue?
Steve: yeah, with tongue
Ao3 isn't working. what am I supposed to do on my breaks?!
Eddie: . . . you're my soulmate-in-law
Robin: what?
Eddie: You're my romantic soulmates platonic soulmate. we are soulmates by proxy. soulmate-in-laws
Robin: sure why not
Eddie: I've been flirting with Steve since before he even came out as Bi! Why hasn't he done anything?!
Robin: He thinks you're straight
Eddie: He thinks I'm STRAIGHT?! What about me says 'straight'?! I'll get rid of it right now!
Steve can suffer through torture like a champ but can't handle a cold
Steve Harrington is a Spice Girls fan. He told me himself
Everytime I try to read something and it's like incomprehensible to me I always think "how dare you say we piss on the poor" because of that one fucking post
Steve: Robin is practically my sister
Steve: My sister from maybe the same mister
Steve: My dad is a slut
Everytime I see/hear a sentence that starts with "Everytime . . ." I HAVE to say "And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly". no exceptions.
this guy gets it
Eddie is a world famous rockstar so of course there are rumors and theories about him. They are almost all completely ridiculous. Very few, like how he used to be a drug dealer, are actually true. There is one theory that Eddie and everyone who knows him find absolutely hilarious. The theory that Eddie is a Nepo baby. The only son of an extremely rich and prominent family in Indiana. Sure that particular Couple is fairly secretive and the name of their son isn't publicly available. But Eddie is from their home town and he shares their last name! And it's not a common last name at all! They must be his parents and they must have some strong connections in the music world. How else could Eddie Harrington and his band have blown up so fast?