i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your entire body and its just warm and fuzzy and nice and amazing

this feeling is the reason I drink

I want this feeling 

If a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to yours and says, “Wow, your hands are so big!”, she is trying to bang you. Just a tip for all of you.

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Do you want a hot body? Do you want a Maserati? Do you wanna go potty?

*squats directly onto a dick* *knees crack* hrghgahghg *gets up*

i wish my dad was like that

I don’t think that’s her dad tbh

definitely not her biological dad

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How I learned about this was “no space, leave this place” always check the mirrors in changing rooms etc, ladies.

thank you omg

Please Avoid Open Water

by reddit user thestygiandepths

Did you know that there’s a color our eyes can see that doesn’t technically exist? It’s called Stygian Blue, and it’s what’s known as a ‘chimerical color’. These are colors that can only be seen when you stare at a saturated feel of color. To see Stygian Blue, you have to stare at a field of bright yellow for a good long time, and then immediately look at another field of black. It’s a complicated process to explain why this happens, and we don’t really understand it. We don’t really understand a lot of things.

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holy shit that was crazy

holy fuck

Jesus…..

I really love swimming in the ocean, but this now makes me think twice.

Fuuuuuuuck the oceeeeean

Everyone together now!

INEWTHEREWASSOMEFREAKYASFUCKSHITHOLY FUCK HOLYFUCK HOLY FUCK OHMYGOD

Fuck this shit right here I was in open water just a year and a half ago in Florida and was gonna do it again next year and now nope I'm not going anywhere near the open water.. Sandy ass here I come cause fuck open water

I hope you find love in 2016. 

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

I hope you find peace in 2016.

I’m so mad that Donald trump is real

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