Bob Ross gets it.

numbers that make me say heh........ nice

there are so many well-written and in-depth arguments against for-profit healthcare and literally none of them are as good as this one youtube comment

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

good

Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.

this could be us

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

SLURP SLURP SLURP

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

so ppl know

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

#justiceformatt

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

Literally every antimasker I’ve met is someone who brags abt flaunting traffic rules and even driving on a suspended license, your satire is too on point and will be mistaken for genuine support

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

Babymetal with Rob Halford

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

@bookishdruid

Babymetal with Anthrax