satosugu doodles #2
Clark Kent crush headcanons for his black barista crush? Id love to see him be such a loser around her bc he’s nervous and crushing hard 🫣
Clark Kent orders the same coffee every morning. Is it the best coffee in the world? No. Is it the cheapest? No, not. He comes to the same coffee shop that is in the opposite direction of his job every morning because of the barista.
Now he'd never actively admit that. Bruce practically had to waterboard that information out of him but every morning at about 7:45, he'd walk into the cafe to be greeted by the smell of freshly ground beans. He had grown used to seeing the smile of the barista every morning.
"Iced caramel macchiato with extra cream and extra caramel," Y/N said handing Clark his drink before he even had the chance to say his order.
"Thank you, Y/N," Clark spoke gently as he fiddled with his wallet. Saying her name was the closest that he had gotten to her. He was perfectly fine with this.
"Anything for my most loyal customer," Y/N said with a pretty smile. Her lips were glossed today and Clark took notice of that as he exited the small coffee shop.
"Smallville, if you don't go ask her on a date," Lois Lane said following Clark out of the coffee shop. Sure, Lois and Clark had dated but they didn't work out and that's life sometimes. However, Lois wants the absolute best for Clark and if that happens to be the pretty barista from the overpriced coffee shop, so be it.
"I'm good. I mean we're just now getting on to a name-to-name basis. I have a seven-stage plan. It's very efficient." Clark pushed up his glasses as he talked and gestured with his hands. He had learned a thing or two from Bruce or planning. Of course, this isn't what Bruce meant in the slightest when he told Clark to plan to ask Y/N out.
"Watch this," Lois turned and entered the coffee shop. Clark followed her quietly begging Lois not to do whatever she was about to do.
"Hey, Y/N, right?" Lois asked with a bright smile.
"Mhm," Y/N responded unsure of what was going on but she gave Clark a small wave as she wiped down the counter.
"Clark over here would love to take you on a date. He's been crushing on you for months now," Lois loves to instigate. Instigating and investigating go hand in hand as a reporter, and it always feels like Lois has a doctorate in both.
"Really? I'd love to go out with him, just not for coffee." Y/N said while peeking around Lois to see Clark.
"Yeah, of course, 'cause you work in a coffee shop. That makes sense. Here's my number," Clark said fumbling out his business card that he had scribbled his number onto. It was a part of step five of the original plan before Lois had intervened.
"I'll text you!"
omg hi how’s your day?
I know that like bruce wayne and batfam reader is your main focus but could you do Clark x Black reader. I like completely see Clark as a head over heels himbo. He totally worships the ground reader walks on and she absolutely loves it. Makes her feel proud probably cause she has superman wrapped around her finger.
Barry was bored, to say the least. As a speedster, it was not a complete surprise that he would find himself in boredom, while he began his shift on the Watchtower. He was ninety-nine percent sure that he had bothered every member of the league he could except Batman. There had to be a way to get out of the literally the least fun part of being a Justice League member and then he remembered. Clark Kent, Superman, would always take another person's shift if they asked nicely.
Just as the thought went through his head, Clark walked by the large monitor screen. Barry smirked to himself, thinking that he had finally gotten out of this terrible duty.
"Hey, Clark. I forgot I had a report due and I forgot my laptop. Do you mind covering my shift?" Did Barry feel bad for lying to the literal embodiment of a puppy? Yes, yes he did. However, monitoring duty would make him feel worse.
"I can't, I have a date with Y/N tonight," Clark said with a grin. He quickly dashed off and reappeared with a black laptop in hand.
"Who's Y/N" Barry asked. Y/N might've been mentioned in a meeting that he pretended to pay attention to. Clark placed the laptop next to Barry. Upon closer inspection, Barry could see that it was Clark's work laptop and Clark must be letting Barry borrow it for the made-up report that Barry has to do.
"She's my girlfriend," Clark said with the dopiest voice ever and a smile from ear to ear.
"Oh,"
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Gone and Back Again
Clark Kent x blackcoded!reader
tags: angst, hurt/eventual comfort, fluff
summary: clark chose the world over you, and comes to regret his decision.
wc: 4.7k words
warnings: mentions of pregnancy, mentions of abandonment
notes: bruce wayne cameo🤭, clark is a coward, reader is a MOTHA..NO DRAMA, yes the baby is named jonathan, feedback is welcome
beta reader comments: damn 6 years a secret?? them glasses work wonders
Can we see the bat family react to Jason having a baby or babies??
A/N: This is so adorable and I love it.
Word Count: 400
Warnings: None, just adorableness
Jason walked into the Batcave with a baby strapped to his stomach. He had a car seat in one hand and a terribly heavy bag in the other. He was whispering the stories of the many souvenirs to the resting infant. Every time he looked down, he saw a little of Y/N in his child's eyes.
"What is that?" Damian asked, noticing the bundle that Jason had strapped to him. He tried to poke it carefully but Jason swatted his hand away.
Dick Grayson, Jason Todd and Kyle Rayner (separate) girldad hcs !
➤ black! reader. AFAB reader for Jason and Kyle. disgusting, tooth rotting fluff. pregnancy (duh). adopting
𝐘𝐄𝐒... 𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐄𝐒
word count: 0.9k
warnings: mentions of dick being a player in a way, nothing too crazy.
dick grayson x black!fem!reader
"Where the hell is my cereal?" you mumbled with a slight yawn, searching every perimeter of the pantry.
You were hoping it wasn't Dick again, because he was the main one "accidentally taking it," which never made sense to you.
"Speakin' of the devil..." you trailed off, looking at the blue-eyed male.
"Oh, you were thinking of me? I'm flattered," he chuckled, looking at you.
His hair was partially dried, a towel was wrapped around his waist. You were assuming that he'd just got out of the shower, "first off why are you in the kitchen? Shouldn't you go put clothes on first?" you raised an eyebrow at him.
"What's wrong with me walking to the kitchen with a towel on? Are you feeling hot?" he teased, giving you a slight smirk.
"Never that," you lied, looking up at the ceiling.
"Then you'd be making eye contact with me babe," he came a bit closer to you.
"Boy bye," you rolled your eyes at him, walking towards the fridge.
"One day... [your name]. One day," he playfully sighed, walking up the stairs.
It was always "one day" or "just wait" with Dick, but nothing would ever happen afterward. It would just be a saga of you two always messing around, and then him miraculously being in a relationship. He certainly lived up to his name sometimes, but who were you to judge? All you two did was tease each other with a few flirting thrown in. So you had no reason to be upset with him whenever the playboy was in a new relationship.
What amazed you was that the relationships lasted for a long period of time. And you found it pointless to even wait around for Dick anyways, what's the point if he'll be with someone soon?
Sometimes just thinking about him drove you crazy. That was a lie, he drove you crazy. Grabbing [fav fruit name], you walked back upstairs to your room. Once you were inside, you'd bury your face into the pillow. You made sure to use your powers to cancel out the noise and scream into your pillow. This wasn't fair.
For Dick, it was the opposite. He thought you were the one playing games. The way you'd push past him or brush past his small confessions towards you. He's always had feelings for you since his breakup with Zatanna, but he began noticing that you two never made progress. It was just casual flirting and that was it.
He began to start dating again, hoping that he would avoid thinking about you. Yet, he found himself in your room asking for advice. Finding it hard to try and avoid his feelings for you. There was no escaping you, that was just the hard truth.
The two of you avoid the obvious, not knowing how to make the first move. Which was funny because Dick always knew how to make the first move. He was a smooth talker and always found a way to capture someone's heart.
"Soo..." the male trailed off, crashing down on your bed.
Of course, he came in without no warning, as if it was his damn room. Always making himself comfortable on your bed without your permission.
"Who the hell said you can just come in my room without knockin' or givin' me a warnin'?"
"There's this girl that I like..." he brushed off your question while he stared at you.
There was no point in arguing with him if he continued on with his sentence. That meant he wasn't going to listen, and the last thing you needed was to argue with a brick wall.
"I really like her right? But we can't move forward romantically like we're stuck in the same stage. It's been like that for a while now actually. No matter how hard I try to ignore her, she finds her way back into my brain and I'm kind of irritated with it. Not sure if I'm irritated with her yet," he sighed while you sat next to him.
"Imma start chargin' you every time you come in here and act like I'm your therapist or somethin'. With all seriousness though, you just need to man up and tell her how you feel. I don't understand how you have this playboy persona and you're scared to talk to the girl you like?" you slightly chuckled, looking down at him.
"Do you think she'd like for me to be honest with her?" he raised an eyebrow while you nodded your head.
"Well [your name]..." he trailed off, looking up at you.
"You're the girl. You're the girl that I can't get out of my head, no matter how many times I try to act like you're not here. I feel like there's a connection between us, and we just never knew how to make it connect. Dating all these girls, hoping that the feeling of me liking you would disappear but it doesn't. If anything it grows stronger. Sometimes I do worry that you'll reject me because of my past, and all the women I've dated. I really don't know what to do, I've never had anyone drive me this crazy before," he sighed.
He said everything so casually. Like there was no nervousness, nothing. It sounded like one of your usual venting sessions. So, it took you a while for you to process everything.
"How the hell did you say all of that so casually?" you looked down at him.
He let a chuckle out, lifting himself up from your lap. You wanted to smile, but you didn't want him to use it against you. Then again, you couldn't help it.
"So you do feel the same way?" he smiled while you playfully rolled your eyes at him.
"I guess..." you trailed off, pretending to sound uninterested.
"Try all you want, I see that smile on your face," he slightly smirked, causing you to throw a pillow at him.
꒰𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬🥲.꒱
so we’re gonna try something different with this account, we’re not sure yet.😭 gotta talk with tori tmrw because she’s sleeping and i’m watching titans rn.
New fic is up! I've been sitting on this for over a month.
Thursday the 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀zaraki kenpachi ﹒⟆ 𝟏𝟐𝟎𝐱𝟏𝟐𝟎
My man my man my man
Battinson and his wife
- Battinson and his wife are adorable.
- Yall knows that meme with Jay-Z and Beyonce with Jay-Z standing behind Beyonce and the caption is like 'He said no pickles on his burger'. That's them in a nutshell.
- Battinson is not social at all and prefers not to talk in his interviews but if you mention anything related to his wife, he will not shut up. Like he just keeps going about the most random of things.
- "Oh, that's a nice brand. My wife actually uses-"
- "My wife says never to mix three patterns"
- "I'm only here because of how much I love my wife and I love her so much,"
- "Me and my wife don't fight, she tells me to shut the fuck up, and I listen,"
- They are such a vibe, to be honest
Bruce is dead in this one
I've talked about Black!Batmom dying but I don't think I've talked about Bruce dying yet. So here's that... I'm sorry in advance
- Bruce promised Y/N a long time ago that he wouldn't die in the suit. Hell, it was almost in his vows and he doesn't die in the suit.
- Jim Gordon would be the one to tell her.
- She's going about her day not listening to the news or anything, Alfred and her are taking care of the twins, Thomas and Damian stayed home from school.
- Jim comes to the door and at first Y/N is joking about how someone must think Bruce is Batman again but then he asks her to sit down.
- He tells her Bruce is dead and she doesn't believe at first so when Jim leaves, she calls Clark and Diana because they would know, even if Bruce didn't die as Batman. After they confirm it, she is in shambles.
- Alfred calls all of the kids home, and they find their mother on the floor crying while holding one of Bruce's sweaters.
- "They won't remember him," She mumbles repeatedly. The twins are three and Thomas is seven/eight.
- Jason cracks next, he can't bare to see his mom crying. Dick drops to his knees but Tim and Duke don't believe at first. Damian thinks he needs to stay strong for Thomas and wants to cry. Cass is doing her best to console Batmom but it's hard.
- She wants to ask Talia to bring him back. She does but she knows that Bruce would hate that more than anything. He's finally at peace, or at least she hopes so.
Him & I
Kinktober Fic: Mafia! Jason Todd shows his subordinates how much he deeply cares for his girlfriend.
Warnings/Kinks: Exhibitionism & Praise
Word Count: 1.5K
Jason was livid. In his domination of Gotham's underworld, he thought he had assembled a crew of the better-mannered goons. He was wrong and Jason didn't tolerate being wrong. The goons at hand had said some very disturbing things about his Y/N, his angel in this world of sin.
"You all might be wondering why I called this meeting," He announced sitting behind his desk so carefully. The men in front of him had no clue what was about to happen. How could they? They didn't know that Jason had every inch of his base wired with cameras and microphones.
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE
LIKE THIS
Summary: Just mindless jabbering about mild “Enemies to Lovers” with Clark Kent for @ramp-it-up . It’s not a story, per se, but this one’s for you, homie. Merry New Year lol
Warnings: Ramblings, opinions, jokes, attempts at humor, morally gray Clark, smut, NSFW eventually (not this part tho) so per usual, minors DNI, typos probably, poor writing (but if you don’t like it, don’t read it)
Pairings: Clark Kent x BlackAFABReader
Pinky Promises | Clark Kent x Reader
↳ Pairing : MAWS Clark Kent x Fem!Reader
↳ Rating : PG
↳ Summary : childhood friends meet again under unlikely circumstances
↳ W.C : ~1.3k
↳ Tags: fluff, mild language, flashback, childhood friends, extrovert!reader x introvert!clark, reader giving manic pixie dream girl vibes, heat vision when excited/agitated/stressed, mixed in some MoS backstory
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Uranus & Neptune
Sailormoon fan art



