A trans man? In my spider?

There can be only one superior Loki

You ever talk to someone who hates tumblrs userbase but has never actually used it so they’re completely unaware of the absolute batshit stuff that goes on here daily and they’re like “Tumblr? Ugh, that’s that website where everyone thinks Spider-Man is trans”

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

This is wonderful

Spider-Man gets captured and it looks like he can’t engineer his own escape but then a bunch of ballerinas just show up, kick arse, and disappear without explanation.

The next session they talk loudly in front of him about how lucky it was they all HAPPENED to be in the area when Spider-Man was in trouble and how it’s a pity they couldn’t get to know him and nobody knows anything about him but it’s all in the past now, anyway, let’s start practice.

I love everything about this.

“Spider-Man adopted by a flock of ballerinas” is my new favorite headcanon.

me seeing any ballet content anywhere: must scream i relate now or else chest collapse

I love fanart so much. I wanna buy/print it and hang it in my room.

What the fuck is he wearing on his fucking head

Is he wearing a table on his head?

Peter Parker said trans rights

My favorite video in the world is the splash mountain commercial where these 90s kids get to the park too early and so they can’t go on the ride so rather than waiting until the park opens they fucking astral project into the park and these three guys start doing this weird fucking dance with pick axes and singing a bad rap remix of zip-a-dee-doo-dah it’s a fucking trip 

here ur welcome 

Interviewer: Oh my goodness, this is a real relationship. It’s an intergalactic bond filled with superpowers.

my spidersona is from a universe where everyone except for him has cool spider powers

his name is spiderman’t

Caught in a ham

This was spectacular

John Mulaney is PERFECT for voicing cartoon characters! He did a great job in this.

Ryan Coogler vs. Joss Whedon

God of Thunder ⚡️

I want a Clint and Bucky movie and I want it directed by Taika.

This comic was so amazing and I want the movie

Don’t forget this one LMAO