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mrkis

you're kidding lol

mark i swear no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip licking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride.

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I see my son in this child. I see my children in every single child that I come across in these videos. Don't look away.

This is Fadi Shaheen. He was martyred by the fragments from an artillery shell that landed on his home in Jabalia al-Balad.

Can you imagine, as a mother/father, holding your child in your arms as they bleed out. Can you imagine feeling so helpless as you watch your child gasping for his last breath? We have all the privilege in the world, what do we do with it? If not to end crimes like this, then what good are we? What good is our 'freedom'?

We are all human, thus we are all responsible for ensuring the safety of humanity. Fadi Shaheen could be your son, your brother, your grandson, your nephew, your friend. Fadi Shaheen could be you. Would you still look away?

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

  1. a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

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siesiegirl

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

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orriculum

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

Didn’t know the name for this, but definitely one of my favourite rhetorical devices.

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13eyond13

omg good one!

BEYOND + What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.)

Ok so on forums about his specific niche interests and in fandoms and whatnot he's extremely condescending about his interests and constantly correcting noobs and gatekeeping the stuff he likes, like this

If he ever had a social media that was all about trying to post thirst traps or selfies or something he'd do shit like this (that nobody would like because all his followers are bots):

If he was on a dating app he'd be saying shit like this:

If he had a blog it would probably be extremely emo with a lot of self-pitying vagueblogging and imagery like this:

ALSO all memey jokes aside, I really do imagine that a younger B would be the type growing up to make up a lot of different personas on social media and catfish other people or troll them a bunch. Sort of in a socially experimental sort of way? Partially because he's straight-up confused about his identity, partially because he's enjoying messing with other people and manipulating them, partially as some odd sort of creative outlet and sincerely lonely attempt to connect to others without actually making himself vulnerable to them.

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