Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20.

If you live in the socal area and are/ know someone undocumented please be careful when going to Walmart or to be safe just don’t go in general ICE has been known to go in there

This isn’t information that can sit in your likes guys I’m not trying to guilt trip but this is life or death please reblog and spread

john: i’ve only been robbed once and you could do the tactic which i employed, which worked out, like, super well for me, which is to, uh- lie about the things that you have.

dave: this is not- 

john: it’s a risky gambit, i will be honest- 

dave: this is not- this is not a goof- uh- john was working at gamestop a while back, guy comes in and says “gimme all the ps3s you have” points a gun at john and- 

john: and me, mister brand loyalty- 

dave: motherfucking icy veins no fuckin skin in the game whatsoever says “we dont have any”

rose: And ALSO, SO YOU KNOW, the only thing protecting this ruse, was a door behind John, which-

john: which- in which, behind which was a giant pyramid of play station 3s. 

rose: “Oh, those PS3s!”

john: another fun part of that story, is i didn’t- i wasn’t allowed to open the register without making a sale because gamestop had never taught me how, so they said, “open the registers,” and i said, “let me get my manager,” and expose her to this robbery! let me pass along this cool sunday i’m having, and share it with a friend.

ok so my friend and I were texting about pesterquest and he had an epiphany and I needed to share it because he may have figured out when the true Homestuck ending comes out

THE HOMESTUCK ZINE IS HERE!!!!

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

it means you should hate the english language

excuse me but this young man just materialized in my back yard and i don’t know what to do

a freakin pparently this YOUNG MAN ! is named .… STEVE . and he lives next door. i guess he just found his way under the fence since he is so . tiny and small.

i just want everyone still reblogging this post to know that i was drunk when i wrote the second caption and i was quite Literally sobbing over this tiny little dog whose name is Steve

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

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Hit reblog on this so hard

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

My muse is sick and is unwilling to take any medication because they are being a big baby. Send a 💊 to shove medicine in to my muses mouth.

~Bonus points for picking out what my muse is sick with~

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

Reblog if you would totally hang with pennywise in the pennywise tent

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

I do it all the time cause guess what:

I LOVE AND RESPECT MY FRIENDS AND THEY DESERVE TO KNOW

I do this all the time with my friends

Need to say I love you to my friends more often, but yes

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12096634/Girl-nine-has-iPhone-shaped-scar-for-life-after-case-leaks-toxic-glitter-onto-her-leg.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321951/Woman-suffers-horrific-chemical-burn-big-hand-glittery-iPhone-5-case-broke-leaked-chemicals-pocket-backside.html

http://masgus.com/liquid-glitter-iphone-case-effect-cause-skin-burn.html

These phone cases seem to be very popular; my sister’s friend just got one. Please spread this around.

I don’t know if every one of them contains chemicals but… you know… just to be sure, think twice before buying something like this :/

this morning i woke up and i was like “i want to make an Mspar dress up game.”

so i did that.

There’s not much in it yet but I plan to add more as the whim strikes me. Feel free to check it out and leave feedback, ideas for more outfits, and hey maybe throw me a dollar iffin ya think i deserve ta eat

promos?

Blog with 4 years of experience, not just on tumblr.

Not that selective, go nuts!

20 things to ask a Homestuck fan-

1. Favorite kid?

2. Favorite troll?

3. Do you own any merch?

4. Favorite video(s) on YouTube that involve Homestuck?

5. Have you ever met the Huss?

6. Have you ever contributed fanfic/fanart/cosplay/etc. to the fandom?

7. Rate Homestuck on a scale of 1-10. 1 being the worst and 10 being the best.

8. What year did you get into Homestuck?

9. Calliope or Caliborn?

10. Would you date someone from the Ampora family?

11. Have you read the epilogue?

12. Do you think there’s actually going to be a Homestuck/South Park crossover?

13. Would you play Sburb?

14. Favorite all time character?

15. Favorite song from the Homestuck albums?

16. Favorite fansong?

17. Are you actually on Pesterchum?

18. Did you know what Homestuck was in 2009?

19. What got you into Homestuck?

20. Favorite (canon or non-canon) ship?

(Feel free to reblog or ask me)

Meat vs. Candy: Meat

Here’s the thing.

I’m hearing two main arguments online… a lot of people saying the epilogues are Terrible, for various reasons, and a few people saying they’re Good, with a smaller but vocal subset of those people arguing that if you don’t like them then you’re obviously just expecting to be spoon-fed a fluff ending in which the Character You Like gets a wish-fulfillment storybook epilogue.

There are probably some people who are mad about not getting that. However, I think misrepresenting the range of anger various parts of the fandom are experiencing as being purely some kind of childish knee-jerk tantrum at not getting the toy they wanted is disingenuous, at best, and parallels some of the mistakes of the epilogues themselves.  Note that this in no way excuses or justifies people sending the writers or anyone else death-threats or whatever the hell else has been going on.

Honestly… the Meat ending was pretty good writing, in my opinion.  It wasn’t comfortable or happy or flattering in any way to a number of characters who I recognize people care deeply about, but it was nothing really worse than I expected from Earth C, based on the fundamental narrative of Lord English’s giant closed-loop system.  The loop had to close, in order for Homestuck proper to occur at all.  That means that Earth C is where Calliope and Caliborn hatch and grow up, far, far in the future. And that means that universe, like the others, will be destroyed by a SBURB session one day. Sorry, folks.  It was never meant to be a ‘happy ending’.

Meat was deeply metatextual. It was gristly and greasy and discomfiting.  It raised questions about what it means to have a narrator, and whose biases are implicitly included–and I think those are very interesting questions to raise, whether or not they are particularly satisfying to someone who is also reading for the characters.

Spoilers beyond the read-more, for obvious reasons.

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Morning reblog. tl;dr - Meat route is reasonably good. Still has some issues I’d frankly love to discuss and analyze. Still has elements I’m critical and/or real damn Tired of. But was fundamentally pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.

(My absolute favorite line was: 

Honestly.)

@hareofhrair I hope you don’t mind a tag, since I saw the question of Dirk being Serket-influenced raised on your blog, originally.