I still haven’t recovered from this

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

please bear witness to the most helpless animal on earth

Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

trans_irl

truly the most awkward string of messages i’ve ever received. 

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

you know what understandable have a good day

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

Oh my god

Fascist-eating mini mammoth.

he devour your nightmare…as advertised

staff: *coming out of their hiding place after a few years* are they gone? is it safe? can we make this a profitable website finally?

us, every single time:

Cats giving birth in Warriors

cats doing what now

the worst part is that theyre RIGHT I’m laughing too hard to be coherehtn but they acutlaly do this in the bnooks

Seeing this post just suddenly and violently awakened a memory in me that I didn't realize I had, and I feel the need to share it with yall now so here you go.

When I was in 3rd grade I had a group of friends who I would roleplay warrior cats on the playground with at my after school program. Running around the soccer field on my hands and knees pretending to chase other cats off my territory was literally my childhood. And we had this thing called the birthing stick, that was basically this one random stick that whenever someone in our clan was giving birth they would put in their mouth and bite it as hard as they fucking could.

And so one day one of my friends decided they wanted kits, and so they fell on the ground and screamed that they were giving birth. I was the medicine cat at the time, so it was my job to go grab the stick. So you know, the birthing stick was pretty big stick, it was about an inch thick and pretty long. But apparently our constant biting on this stick must have worn it down or something because this stick just fucking snaps.

A few pieces of wood fly though the air, and everyone starts freaking out because she just snapped a stick in half in her mouth. And its while were freaking our that we realize that as the stick left her mouth it left her with a few splinters embedded in her gums.

The teachers ended up having to call her parents, and she had to go to an emergency care to get the splinters removed. The teachers then spent 30 minutes clearing the field of any and all sticks on it, before any of the other kids would try to eat them. From that point on a rule was made that you weren't allowed to have sticks at aftercare anymore, and if you found them you were required to throw them over the fence. For the rest of the school year none of the other kids wanted to play with us because they thought we had been trying to eat sticks.

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!