God Knows – Aya Hirano – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Insert Song

People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues

Put this in the history books

I was nOT EXPECTING THAT

so fucking WORTH IT

So fucking done

I just screamed

 lmfao!! DYING YO!! 

2018 has TWO Supermoons, both in January

“We may have been starved of supermoons in 2017, but January 2018 will offer two. Spot the Wolf Moon on January 2, and a rare “blue” supermoon on January 31.”

THREE CONSECUTIVE SUPERMOONS

THE THIRD ONE BEING A BLUE MOON

Get ready, witches. Winter is coming.

There’s also a lunar eclipse on January 31st! This is a crazy special moon :0 https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2018-january-31

!!! <-

I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else

ok but don’t leave out the part where Thor almost gives himself away by eating the entire reception buffet and Loki’s like “errrr she’s been dieting”

this is one of the myths that still enjoys great popularity in scandinavia and it’s easy to see why

@lexxicona

I told this story last year during a family event. So many eyebrows lol

Really easy papercraft rose (Paper rose)

It’s not as cool as Kawasaki’s rose or Sato’s rose but it’s at least really easy to make. I made it using the technic of the popular lotus model. I hope you like it! Thanks for following!

*DING DING DING* yep

“You have an interesting decorating style”

“Is that, like, an altar, or something?”

your daily reminder

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

Anyone remember that website that posted 1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Well my friends and I decided to try this a few years back, but it was before I could drive so we had to walk to the closest store, which was a K-Mart. I’m sure it’s no surprise that nothing we tried actually got any sort of response from anyone at all- that is until we tried grabbing instruments from the toys section and jamming out obnoxiously. I grabbed some baby-piano, while my sis grabbed bongo drums, and my two other friends got various guitar-type toys and we went out into the furniture section and stood where the sofas were. We started banging on the instruments as loud as we could while sing-screaming Panic! At the Disco!’s ‘I write sins not tragedies’. Soon, people in the store gathered to us (some employees but mostly just shoppers), Just when a small crowd had formed, we realized that they weren’t going to kick us out. As a matter of fact they were sitting there singing along and some random old guy was even dancing. We were so surprised but it was probably the funniest thing ever because here we are trying to get kicked out of k-mart and all these people just gather around singing and dancing with us and even applauding when we finish our terrible performance. They liked it so much we ended up stupidly singing two more songs before leaving the store.  And that’s how I discovered it’s impossible to get kicked out of K-mart.

you mean that’s how you discovered you could start a band right? You literally put on a concert at K-mart. You even gave them an encore.

anything can happen in Kmart its amazing

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

He should quit horsing around before someone figures it out.

Twisted Speedo

He always has my vote

This is wild

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

This is true happiness

Now go Stitch a blunt!

I always masturbate before responding to my ex’s text and see how I feel about it with a clear, non-horny mind.

A werewolf that doesn’t know he’s a werewolf would be an unawarewolf.

the-wiccans-glossary:

This is orgasmic. Totally orgasmic.