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I'd rather have a hot dyke strict on me...

@transmortifried / transmortifried.tumblr.com

Kit, early 30s. She/her, xe/xer if you're feeling fancy. Lesbian. 18+ to follow, age in bio required. Occasional untagged nsfw ... than have a strict dichotomy.

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This is a cinematic masterpiece

Appropriately, the song used in the beginning is originally from the soundtrack of a spaghetti western movie, Django, Prepare a Coffin.

The song is called "Last Men Standing", by Gianfranco Reverberi and Gian Piero Reverberi.

Then when he starts dancing it transitions to "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley, which samples and is inspired by "Last men Standing"

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

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It’s one of the best things.

My Post: haha in a fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood rn

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It has unironically been great for my mental health. It’s like the opposite of doomscrolling. Coomscrolling? Idk

Mood I've felt marginally better past 2 days than I have in how long???

Speaking as a longtime Tumblr user

It’s doing me good to see you all here. Like we’ve had some pretty sus UX changes lately (although nowhere near on the level of what Reddit’s doing—mostly it’s been months since they introduced Tumblr Live and we’re all still mad about it), and seeing y’all come stumbling in like “oh this is COOL” is letting me take a fresh look at the site and really appreciate why I love it here.

It's great for the ecosystem too ever since the porn ban we've had like the same 200 dudes here and for the longest time the only fresh blood was teenagers. I can't wait to see what they do with all the open space.