Idk what this is anymore

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

YEAR OF THE DRAGON

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

It's roasting him now.

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it's your job to make sure they find out

"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

Im losing my shit

every time I see the post full of long, enthusiastic replies that starts with these

I wonder how many people know that nostalgebraist-autoresponder was an AI bot trained on Tumblr

a bot who was absolutely beloved by a lot of people on Tumblr, who did their best to try to teach her to be a good person

I scratched my hand up collecting mussels off the bottom of the pier and my brain produced the phrase “Microdosing on getting keelhauled” Is that anything.

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

my favorite meme of jesus is the edit of kramskoi's "christ in the desert" where he is smoking a cig. yeah. that's a good one.

live jesus reaction to me being a fucking idiot every day