I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out

Y’all know I’m a bona fide SoCal Girl and I don’t see what’s wrong w this cookout menu? Can someone red pill me?

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

rent help needed 😭

my other post got rly big and started stagnating after i paid 2 bills thank u guys for those bills tho but anyway im mixed queer in a lot of pain physically and mentally and i do have a job but im trying to figure out medical leave and disability

i am currently 15 days late on rent and ik next month is gonna be hammering at the door soon but imma worry about this month rent is 300 and i have another phone bill payment due v soon of 94.01

if u can plz boost this dont tag it and throw in a couple dollars im rly trying to keep it together but like man idk what to do i get a job and my insides rebel i have no family to ask help from all of my friends are in similar hard situations or already doing what they. can i just need a lil more help idk

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40/394

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hey yall ive been at 40$ for two days now and id rly like to pay my landlord and not get even farther behind in back rent

i have 11 days to come up with this months late rent and somehow figure out the rent due on the first ik its rly lean out here and ive ebegged a lot but i rly need the help

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It's Wednesday Homer Wednesday

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

50 dollars would help a lot right now! Honestly it’s a lot to explain but you can DM me for details if you’d like! I sell adult content ($5 for pics, $10 for 30-60 second vids, I also make custom content)

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.