My gender is whatever makes it funnier

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

They're sitting there like "the fuck you want me to do?"

sorry to post tweets on tumblr like a chump but seeing the storyboards to the Sonic CD opening made my jaw drop

In the True Ending of Shadow the Hedgehog, Shadow appears to have taken none of the previous routes, as none of them involve him on the planet with all seven chaos emeralds and Sonic, Eggman and Black Doom all running free and alive.

When Black Doom attempts to immobilize Shadow, he hears several lines that seem to be repeated from several different routes; however, they are slightly off. For instance, Shadow flashes back his question of "Did I... die?" However, in the actual cutscene, "Before Space Gadget," Shadow says, "This is where I... died?" instead.

Altogether, this implies that the Final Ending of Shadow the Hedgehog takes place in a separate route than one the player can take.

putting your tags on blast here @lunapegasus because FUCK.

bad hedgehog

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

your brain is unfathomably colossal

my blog has been around for a while. a lot of you following me now have kids or are considering kids.

no matter what you do and what precautions you take, no matter how active your kid is or how many sports they play, no matter how much you think this post will never apply to you, there may come a time in your life where your child gets sick and does not fully recover. there may come a time when they develop a chronic illness, an incurable medical condition, or become disabled. at any age. nobody is too young for this to happen to them. an accident, an illness, an injury, any one of the many genetic conditions out there without proper testing, something you thought they would recover from. any number of things here.

and if that happens. I need you to do this for me. I need you to look at your kid. no matter how much you wish nothing bad ever happened I need you to very seriously sit them down. and I need you to tell them

"I will love you even if you never recover."

and I need you to mean it.

promise me.

Never want kids but if life throws me a curveball.

I promise. Get somewhere safe soon dude.

100k notes and I get the jerma womb tattoo

the tattoo in question

oh fuck oh gods oh shit

fucking trannies has you doing shit you'd never think of. impulses arise from an alternate dimension where there are no questions and the only answer is "just fucking do whatever man you don't even have to cum"

you get a good grade in transgender sex if at some point over the course of having sex you think "am i even having sex right now. does this count as sex". which btw the answer is always yes if you're horny enough

ive been thinking about this and legitimately its just that its fucking human like yeah who knows what fucking murky psychological ooze your particular girl on girl feelings arise from but (for example) you think oh i wanna sniff this girls pits and you're not in to pits and she's not in to pits and in a vacuum this might even gross you out but you sniff the girls pits and you both go aww :) or you both go aww >:3c or whatever the fuck and regardless its cute and its nice and its intimate and even if the specific act does nothing for you sexually its still horny because its a connection that doesn't have to force it's way thru the multiple layers of social bullshit that you have to heft around and place between you and everyone else to survive as a tranny in a world you're not supposed to be a tranny in and both you and this girl get to finally just be fucking animals without producing yourself for the consensus of people who want you either dead or perfect. bite her fucking tits

the hits just keep coming

the best thing you can do as an author is write a story that's entirely SFW and needs no content warnings and most readers don't think it's sexual or even romantic at all and within a couple days you see it reblogged by a NSFW blog, tagged "this is the hottest thing I've ever read"

it's a tricky note to hit, but it's worth it.

PUNK WEAR AN ACAB SHIRT TOMORROW PLEAAAAAAAAASE

Wrestling is so fucking hot, we just start playfighting and the tension gets higher and higher until we're rolling around in the dirt without any care of the damage we're causing. I wish someone would pin me down to the ground and grind their dick onto my ass, teasing me that I am easy to keep down. I want to leave them all bruised and panting. The line between se and violence is so blurred that even when they're fully inside my holes I know it's only to win the fight.

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from "they're literally just standing next to each other" to "deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!" to "yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward." we're all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."

"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."

mom asked me how two trans women have sex and that's when i decided it's time to go home

I mean valid question we're all bottoms 👉👈

no the fuck we are all not fhbgjdfg

thinking of this panel still