Chris O’Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997)
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
Garlic Girl
#seeing op’s url killed me immediately
“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
there are -pregs you wouldn’t even dream of
I know they're just trying to stop random idiots climbing on it, but the total lack of explanation makes this sounds like every government warning in a horror movie ever.
anyway who wants to go find out what secrets and treasures are on the boat with me
imagine being gay Kevin & your whole personality is being gay but then it turns out that your whole friend group and everyone else you know is ALSO gay. the identity crisis would be unparalleled
& your fucking dad is gay
& the serial killer who kills your dad and your dads lover is gay
Let’s salute potato!
Toodles, Riverdale (2017-2023)
“This is cuckoo bananas... But I'm also kinda feeling it.”
God if this doesnt sum up just about 70 percent of all media consumption that gets talked about on this website
Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!