need to show you guys my favorite subreddit, r/voles

The problem with me is that I think I'm funny.

something I miss about MDMA was the way it made me into a cigarette angel I'd be 3 pingers deep in the club and see some poor bastard stumble over and before he could open his mouth I'd be like "say no more, you need a smoke don't you?" and his eyes would light up and I'd give him one and light it for him like that's the Jordi special right there. I felt like the Buddha doling out enlightenment to weary pilgrims.

however, I have internalized the MDMA goodness and am now like this sober.

nightclub combat medic

midwest transmasc t4t couple

Takeshi Nakazato is so funny. dude’s whole introduction is “I got in a big crash once and it made me wake up. that’s why I bought this sick fucking car that’s way beyond anything your 1982 car can achieve. [gets in a crash again] ok this time though [crashes again]”

Help we're stuck at Funky Town. Apparently, Satan did a makeover.

The only right way to look at this artwork is by listening to Funky Town.

A non-binary robot with if/then pronouns. Is this anything

A non-binary

robot with if/then pronouns.

Is this anything

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i love haikubot if is so cool and its delightful seeing then on various posts

I think it would be awesome if jema started a stream and then he stopped talking over the game and suddenly he started singing the most beautiful song anyone has ever heard

God listening to an album that shaped you really gets you in a mood

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

expanding the coworker universe

all-new fidget toy i get frpm www. parking lot .crom

Have A Nice Day!

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Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

If u dont fuck with fat bitches kill yourself for real

Gay/ace people: guess I'll die

yep that’s exactly what I meant

I was curious about how age gap differences effect parent and child relationships and by extension, how many of them are on tumblr as a result so

Shout out to this person who got the joke 1 minute after I posted, thank u

this is why I keep my DMs open