A Moonlit Fusillade

In light of recent news, instead of celebrating whatever America's got going on on Tuesday, you should celebrate my birthday.

TUESDAY. THE FOURTH. NOT FRIDAY.

at first i was like "whats going on on tuesday?" and then i was like "oh yea thats when my girlfriend gets back :D" and then i realized that no, americans across the country are not celebrating my girlfriend returning. and THEN i remembered. anyway happy birthday I will keep u in mind.

Everyone celebrate nerves-nebula's girlfriend returning day too.

Hedon's resident Tactical Genius/Murderous Glutton continues taking anything that's not nailed down and getting away with it through the power of unlimited mulligans.

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who’s wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it

Lumity cosplaying Spiderman and Spider-Gwen for a kofi!

Happy pride month to the three worst girls since Eve

And if you're into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!

You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!

Great news! This works for ADHD people as well!

“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

full res image to share 💜

Hey you good? you reblogged this like three times now.

10 actually i think

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

come on now

me, a french smuggler: sacre bleu! it is le jerquer

In ancient Rome, there were 4 kinds of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly. 

Poison IV would just make you itchy.

How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.

Channeling my 18 yo self

James Crown of JPMorgan died in a racing accident

Thank you for not making it a Destiel meme

I never saw supernatural I don't want to appropriate that

Brimhat qifrey

(still figuring out the rest of the design)

@demilypyro

i’m such a weak bitch for the fantasy of “This Protagonist Is So Nice And Empathetic That It Saves The Fucking World” that shit’s so metal, kindness in media is punk as hell

hard same

Thinking about this, wouldn’t it be wild to have a story where the protagonist is very kind but makes a lot of mistakes, and they always worry that “as the chosen one” they won’t live up to saving the world… But they befriend an even bigger mess of a person along the way, who is hardened and mean. And as they journey together, the protagonist brings out their buried kind heart little by little.

The twist being that, in the end, the protagonist does fail to save the world, and is injured in a way that leaves them unable to complete their “chosen one” task. But their companion, who has grown kind, takes up the mantle to finish the job. And the lesson would be that it’s no one person’s job to save the world - that people with a mind and heart to enact change can do it together.

I had to disconnect my carbon monoxide detector. 

The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel nauseated.

A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.