raggy as shaggy and moonless as scooby
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)
the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day
Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth
the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night
im not reblogging this shit man.
you literally just did dumbass
The god of Ultra-violence and the god of Fear and Hunger
they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee
they should also invent an IPAD that can JERK YOU OFF
i have good news. for you
Western Australia is seeing the return of western quolls to the wild after disappearing from the state over 100 years ago.

as a child, my father would always come to check on me about an hour after setting me to bed to make sure i was asleep. i never was, only pretending to, and an hour later i would get out of bed and creep into his bedroom to see if he was asleep. if i could hear that he obviously wasn’t, i refrained from doing this, and so he never caught me. he died when i was 11 and at his funeral i expressed no outward emotion. inside my mind i was vividly visualizing pokemon battles and nothing else
look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh
hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later
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NOOO
“Jarvis, cut his legs off and torture him with knifes”





