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@transgougar

he whistles and he runs so hold him fast
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Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee

they should also invent an IPAD that can JERK YOU OFF

i have good news. for you

Western Australia is seeing the return of western quolls to the wild after disappearing from the state over 100 years ago.

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as a child, my father would always come to check on me about an hour after setting me to bed to make sure i was asleep. i never was, only pretending to, and an hour later i would get out of bed and creep into his bedroom to see if he was asleep. if i could hear that he obviously wasn’t, i refrained from doing this, and so he never caught me. he died when i was 11 and at his funeral i expressed no outward emotion. inside my mind i was vividly visualizing pokemon battles and nothing else