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i binged a ton of scooby doo movies lately + the one scene i cannot get out of my head is that racist jungle tribe bit from the scooby doo + the samurai sword ???

bc yeah all the tropes are awful, there's a good gag or two, but all i can think of at all times is their leader sounding really impressed and saying something like

'ohoho, BABUNGA!'

an anti-meme that's just me responding with delight by saying babunga and nobody else knowing what the fuck im talking about

skip to 2:26 for babunga, you'll see what i mean

bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers

SOMEONE TAGGED THIS AS BTS????????????

???????????????????

yeah basically a bunch of their music videos starting from i need u (2015) have contained a running story with the members playing different characters. i dont remember much about it because a) im not as big of a bts fan anymore and b) their recent mvs havent referenced it but this article has decent rundowns of each of the characters (uhh tw for mentions of car crashes, family death, hospitalization, abuse, murder, and suicide) https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/heres-brief-explanation-character-bts-universe/

LOONAVERSE?????????

i have seen man made horrors beyond your comprehension

(diagram credit to u/bragen on reddit)

you try to read this and your brain explodes

This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

this is worse than what inspired redesign your logo

what inspired redesign your logo.

the pepsi logo document that included stuff like the gravitational pull of the pepsi logo and compared it to the mona lisa.

GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE PEPSI LOGO????????

disabled trans men don’t owe you physical fitness. disabled trans men don’t owe you stereotypical masculinity. disabled trans men don’t owe anyone protection or physical favors or displays of strength

I am trying to decide what I want to draw today so I think I'm gonna make the Mane 6 in the sims and see where it goes from there

I gave Rainbow Dash a race car bed

Pinkie Pie has become a Lawyer

Rainbow Dash's Job (she digs holes in the yard (she is unemployed))

Twilight decides to try painting!

Introducing Sweetie-Boopie-Boo, Fluttershy's pet Hawk.

we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men

what is going on

oven finished preheating between posts

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

As of May 19 2023

Put your height in the tags

they should make more things pink. i think this would heal us

oh sorry

they should make more things pink. i think this would heal us

Normal responses to my friend lamenting about her engineer buddy's Bad Takes about the liberal arts

I’d divorce him too lmao

It’s never JUST about the tomatoes.

Basically!

Throughout the day, partners would make requests for connection, what Gottman calls “bids.” For example, say that the husband is a bird enthusiast and notices a goldfinch fly across the yard. He might say to his wife, “Look at that beautiful bird outside!” He’s not just commenting on the bird here: He’s requesting a response from his wife—a sign of interest or support—hoping they’ll connect, however momentarily, over the bird.

The wife now has a choice. She can respond by either “turning toward” or “turning away” from her husband, as Gottman puts it. Though the bird-bid might seem minor and silly, it can actually reveal a lot about the health of the relationship. The husband thought the bird was important enough to bring it up in conversation and the question is whether his wife recognizes and respects that.

These bidding interactions had profound effects on marital well-being. Couples who had divorced after a six-year follow-up had “turn-toward bids” 33 percent of the time. Only three in 10 of their bids for emotional connection were met with intimacy. The couples who were still together after six years had “turn-toward bids” 87 percent of the time. Nine times out of 10, they were meeting their partner’s emotional needs.

Damn, this made me think of all the “shouting into the void” social media posts everyone makes. Just bids for connection. From ANYONE.

I think that is ABSOLUTELY what a lot of that is. Our culture is very isolated (even BEFORE covid!), and we’re desperate to connect with others. I read an article one time that suggested that childcare workers stop saying that a child is “Just wants attention” and start saying that the child is “looking for connection.” We’re starved for it even from childhood.

When they are speaking about a passion, respond to children as if you would a tenured professor at a prestigious university, and to an adult as if you would a child free of the burdens of adulthood. 

Children are desperate to teach the wonders of the world that they know, that they have just learned, and share it with anyone interested.  Adults pour passion they didn’t know they had into voluntary obligations, and crave a simple acknowledgment of that passion as being worthy and valid. 

“Dear third grader, tell me exactly why you chose <x> as you third favorite carnivorous dinosaur instead of second, as specifically as possible.”

“Hey neighbor, your vegetable garden is absolutely gorgeous this year…and no I’m not just saying that because the tomatoes you gave me last year were absolute perfection.”

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

everyone stop telling me im hannibal

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose