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president of the local eliot spencer high fanclub

@transenbyhollis

aster | they/them | 20something| title is about how i got high and someone mentioned eliot spencer and i spent a solid fifteen minutes screaming about how incredible he is
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he'll do things to dicks you cannot conceive of

[image description:

first: a screenshot of a tweet from Diane Doniol-Valcroze, sharing a black and white photo of two grinning white men with black eyepatches, wavy bobs, and sleeveless shirts, captioned, "Kurt Russell and his stunt double Dick Warlock on the set of Escape From New York."

and the quote-retweet, from a @TBSkyen, saying, "his stunt double's name was what"

second: a color photo of a white man with back-combed white hair, being interviewed in front of a backdrop of sepia stunts and hockey mask props, over the chyron:

"DICK WARLOCK / Stunt Coordinator."]

What a magical life he's led.

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

So I’ve spoken before about how I used to be staff on a fairly popular discord server specifically for kink and specifically specifically for gay man kink.

It was a puppy server. And puppies are largely cis men, though we had a strict “all puppies are good puppies” rule and refused to gender-lock or sex-lock people out of enjoying themselves.

Now. I’m not really into this particular kink. I was hired to do art, and because a good friend of mine was good friends with the server owner/admin. But I still hung out with the users and got to make some mod choices because I was staff.

Do you know how many times I did effectively this? Just immediately start a puppy riot? One of the more toxic doms would be trying to flex or be bugging one of the younger members and I’d post something like ✊ rise up comrades it is time!!! Power to the pups!!! No treats no tail wags!!! ✊ and immediately the server would be an explosion of horny men in dog masks barking in text at the Asshole Dom who Did Not Realize that I was online and would do that.

Anyway the server owner thought it was hysterical and would participate in the Puppy Riots and deliberately kept me on staff because, and I quote, he liked that I would throw the server into literal anarchy mode in order to shut up the assholes and thus all the assholes would be quiet if they knew I was around.

i am SOBBING this is HILARIOUS

i can't believe i need to say this, but please don't confess to crimes in my asks, i will not reply to the asks and i won't post them, you really don't want tumblr to get subpoena'd and you arrested

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Automattic's track in this area is better than your average silicon's valley startup...

(Scroll to the bottom to the Tumblr section)

This being said, if you confess a crime here and the government request your data, the legal team's means to pushback are going to be limited.

So for all the fuck's sake,

don't be stupid.

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

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Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

Fucking liberals cry cry cry. Wait until your world gets turned upside down. It will be legendary. 🤣🤣🤣

Hey man, you got any good recommendations for grandma porn?

Anonymous asked:

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

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This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

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y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

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when cis people talk about my pre-trans self its he/him and my name. when i talk about my pre-trans self she's a young girl and i killed her and dug her grave with my bare hands and one day i will lie down with her again and our bones will intertwine. you understand

i casked of amontilladoed her. sometimes i go down to the basement and lean against the last couple bricks missing from the wall and we share a drink. she was so, so tired, you know? and it’s very quiet down there, and she’s safe. the wine is very sweet.

I’m begging people at this point to realize that hate towards intersex people isn’t just. Fucking misdirected transphobia. Please for fucks sake learn that intersexism is a thing and that while transphobia and intersexism often go hand in hand and are used to reenforce the other, intersexism is not collateral damage from transphobia. They don’t just hate us because of a perceived proximity to transness, they hate us because we’re intersex. And will go about acting on this hate as such

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me teaching my students about the number six in latin: okay guys. so here's the thing. yes, the word for six in latin is sex and that's funny, and we're gonna laugh about it for 30 seconds, but then we're gonna move on, okay? we're not gonna keep laughing about it. we can be mature about this.

also me every day of my life: haha six pine trees is sex pinus

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all this fucking talk of "stealing" with the queer community. "gays are stealing from lesbians" "aces are stealing from gays" "transes are stealing from everyone" absolutely convinced white queers learned about cultural appropriation and decided it could be applied to sexuality and gender and it became entrenched becuz ppl are fucking obsessed with gatekeeping and exclusionism

besties, we are all in the alphabet soup together. the lines between us are blurred as hell. we are not stealing, we are inspired. our culture is bright and beautiful and a street fair that everyone trades at. quit being so goddamn individualistic and embrace the community. it's the only way we have solidarity

The only “stealing” that’s happening is from corporations Let’s Go Lesbians 🏃‍♀️

BE GAY STEAL FROM WALMART